First, you are displaying your misunderstanding (or perhaps ignorance) of this issue. Very few people "hate" the KJV (atheists and anti-Christians excluded). In my experience, those who don't use it have good reasons for not using it, but their preference for other versions cannot be considered "hatred" in any sense. Unless of course you're using "hate" the same way modern social justice warriors use it in terms like "hate speech" which is "anything that disagrees with my position".Meh whats with all the kjv haters. Get over it.
Second, if you look at threads on this subject with an unbiased eye, you will see that the most nasty, insulting and denigrating comments are made by those who prefer the KJV about other translations. So maybe it's the "haters" who are KJV-only whom you should be addressing.
If you prefer the KJV, fine with me. I'd rather you read the KJV than no Bible at all. Regarding your comment about calling paraphrases "God's word", I suggest you read the 1611 Preface to the Reader by the translators of the KJV. They didn't agree with you.If you cant understand it, then ask God to help you, its really your loss if you dont. The Bible is really an ancient library of books and does take a bit of effort to read and meditate on, but is totally worth it.
If one needs a paraphrase, then fine, nobody is calling these paraphrases Gods word. I dont think anyones under the illusion about that, those that know and trust God, trust Him completley to preserve His word to us, and to translate in whatever known language we happen to speak.
Am just thankful I have a bible at all. Many countries you can be persecuted for having one.