Midnight Confessions

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If people ask, I tell them I met Arlene on a Christian discussion forum. If I said "Christian Chat", they'd get the wrong idea. :P
 
Tinkerbell725 said:
Yay! My name sounds the same...btw darlene is such a nice name...u seem like a real darling...im sure tourist wont disagree...
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Yeah I'm thinking my name came from the original Mickey Mouse Club back in the day - funny I ended up in Florida right next door to the mouse....lol Thanks for the compliment and he tourist not the mouse calls me his Darling Darlene....I kinda like it a lot.
 
tourist said:
Today I confess that I have been quite lax on actually reading the Word of God on a daily, weekly, monthly, and yearly basis. I have relied on what was previously put in the tank for later use. I am running on fumes. My GPS system is not working properly either.
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Nothing a new Bible can't fix....actually God fixes it but a new Bible can get your engine started again and a passenger in the passenger seat beside you.
 
JesusLives said:
Nothing a new Bible can't fix....actually God fixes it but a new Bible can get your engine started again and a passenger in the passenger seat beside you.
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Yes, the Word of God is amazing for plotting your destinaton. The engine is purring. Climb aboard 'cause we are going for a ride. Oh, you might want to buckle up...
 
Aaaaaaand... the accomplishment tomorrow will be to buy new carpet to replace what tourist chewed up. ^.^ I've never had the addiction myself but I've heard it's tough to break. Best of luck man.
 
Lynx said:
Aaaaaaand... the accomplishment tomorrow will be to buy new carpet to replace what tourist chewed up. ^.^ I've never had the addiction myself but I've heard it's tough to break. Best of luck man.
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Yeah, rough going but I cut back on the smoking today. Oh, sorry about those little burn holes in the carpet. Yeah, it is a tough one to break - I am an addict.
 
tourist said:
Yeah, rough going but I cut back on the smoking today. Oh, sorry about those little burn holes in the carpet. Yeah, it is a tough one to break - I am an addict.
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I am so proud of you and the efforts you are putting forth to break this habit. Honey remember God is right there with you and I have asked for extra angels to fight against the ones that would try and keep you chained to cigs. It will be rough for a little while but I promise as you lean on Jesus that each day will get easier and your body will start to feel better. Loving you so much as you and Jesus clean your body temple up. Lean on His strength He will lift you up.
 
tourist said:
Yes, the Word of God is amazing for plotting your destinaton. The engine is purring. Climb aboard 'cause we are going for a ride. Oh, you might want to buckle up...
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I just read this first sentence really fast, and thought it said "the word of God is amazing for plotting your DESTRUCTION." LOL!! I was like...whutttt??!!!! :p ​#INeedGlasses :)
 
"Quitting smoking is easy. I've done it a hundred times." ~Mark Twain
 
Lynx said:
"Quitting smoking is easy. I've done it a hundred times." ~Mark Twain
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I read his auto-biography. He was an amusing fellow. I could learn a thing or three from him. If at first you don't succeed, try, try again. I believe that was his philosophy on kicking the habit. I have tried it too and now I will just rely on prayer and Bubble Yum.
 
New Phone Set Up By A Blond Shared from a PM to tourist....


Really? - you guys are letting the Blond set up an electronic phone? Really? huh.....sigh.... O.K. well - I guess it wasn't too bad except.................Notice there is always a but or an except when a Blond does anything???

Well like I was saying, I think I have the right plugs in the right holes. Things - don't ask me what they are called there just things o.k?...:confused:... anyway those things are plugged into the wall - I guess they need electricity or something like that...... Then the phone thingy is plugged into the that jack thingy on the wall - I guess so the thingy knows my phone number right?

Then there are all these parts....phones 2 of them hey - I know what one thingy is... then there are these 2 batteries with a little set of wires and a pluggy thing on the end of it I know it goes somewhere.... and 2 little black plastic pieces.....

Oh......... now I see there are holes open on the back of the 2 phones....ohhhh so that's were that little wire pluggy thing goes... and if I do this then that little black plastic piece goes there....Guess what!!!!! I put one phone together!!!!! Oh crap, there is another one....o.k. I got it now BOTH PHONES are put together with the batteries in....!!!!!

Now lets see it wants the month 09 then the day 25 and then the year 14...Honey - I programed the date!!!! What next o.k. hour 06 mins 45 hummmmm how does the Blond make it PM????? Let me hit this little button....oh crap.....Honey the phone says AM....and I have pushed every button and it won't let me change it to PM....???? Guess what? I am going to leave that alone and let you figure it out when you get here o.k.????

Lets see now put this phone in this thingy and it's where it belongs in the dining room...Yeah one phone down..... Disappointment...Honey....I don't have enough outlets in the wall for this extra whatever it's called... Guess I will just have to put it over by the recliner instead of the couch...extra exercise it's good for me....Yeah!!!!....2 phones installed aren't you proud of me??? Mission kind of accomplished....Blond style...

I will need your help of course once you get here to figure some of this stuff out for me that I didn't do quit right o.k.??....Thank you....:o hearts and hugs......

Blonds......= Hours and lifetimes of entertainment.....:).....luvs you Dar

P.S. The blender being understood by the Blond was not a problem at all and my shake will be done really fast tonight with a brand new sharp bladed blender - Oster brand that was on sale Yeah!!!......I guess one out of two phones vs. blender isn't bad right? Just keep me in the kitchen I understand things so much better in there.....Thanks for listening/reading it was almost like you were here with me........lol:o
 
tourist said:
I read his auto-biography. He was an amusing fellow. I could learn a thing or three from him. If at first you don't succeed, try, try again. I believe that was his philosophy on kicking the habit. I have tried it too and now I will just rely on prayer and Bubble Yum.
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Gum is fun be sure and blow plenty of bubbles I like bubbles....
 
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