Man cards have no power here.

[JimJimmers]

are we allowed to suggest what activities should put someone in danger of losing their man card?

if so, i nominate

wearing skinny jeans,
taking selfies, say, in front of a mirror
whining
and guys who take longer to get ready than, say, me. : )

Least manly man in the world:

"I'm like, so annoyed, because it takes SOOOO long for me to get ready."

 

[Malcyboy]

Things that would gain me points on man card
- catch insects invading household
- bite my nails
- Superhero action films are the way forward


Things that would have my card revoked, cut in pieces and burnt...
- Most of my movie loves are chick flicks/romcoms - Miss Congeniality 1+2, The Proposal, 100 Days With Mr Arrogant, He's so cool, First Wives Club...the list goes on
- Shopping is pretty awesome, I do have a secret love for shopping for clothes, video games.
- I am very picky about my appearance, I hate leaving house and nearly refuse to if I do not look as perfect as can be haha
- I am a better secretary than any women ever. I have a borderline obsession with stationary, I loveeeeee notebooks, pens, desks.
- Sports and beer are two repulsive things in life, football (soccer) why do you exist?
- designing my future house decor and furnishings is much more exciting than a day of sport, paintballing or going to the pub.


*hands over man card* I think I don't deserve it?

 

[Ugly]

 

[MartyrNdaMaKn]

Lol... Come on Ugly, let this thread keep trucking.

 

[jeremyPJ]

I lost my man card twenty years ago when canoeing, and we got pulled into an undercurrent leading into a big rock. All our stuff went downstream, along with my man card.

 

[Red_Tory]

Come on gentlemen. Tell us those secret warm fuzzy affections and sentamentalities that you are in danger of losing your man card over.

I loved stuffed animals. I still have my teddy which I've had my entire life. I've also recently acquired a large stuffed deer - his name is Wesley.

 

[ChandlerFan]

*sigh*

I guess it's time to admit that I have both watched the movie and read the book A Walk to Remember. The movie may or may not have nearly made me cry.

 

[lncy]

I love this thread! My sister and I went to see The Fault in our Stars at the weekend. There were about 20 people in the cinema and us girls were most definitely the minority. Not a dry eye was had in the house...think men aren't afraid to cry in public when they can do it with plenty of others!

 

[CatHerder]

I like scented candles. Not very manly...


...except for these:

[video=youtube;dT8tj30rA7Y]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dT8tj30rA7Y[/video]

 

[MissCris]

I like scented candles. Not very manly...


...except for these:

[video=youtube;dT8tj30rA7Y]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dT8tj30rA7Y[/video]

I held it together until "Fear"....and everything after that just...can't. stop. laughing.

 

[Ugly]

Burrito fart got me.. haha

 

[DesertJoe]

I have been told that I am Mister Darcy. I guess that means no man card for me

 

[Shouryu]

The Brony business has been public for a long time. Meh.

Recently, I shotgunned the first 26 episodes of Jem and the Holograms in less than 3 days, and I'll probably shotgun season 2 in less time since I'm watching them while I work from home (lesson plans, writing music). But hey, this all happens at home. In public, I'm squatting 230 lbs, so my man card is there for all to see.

 

[MartyrNdaMaKn]

Lol... I think I' am going to order the grillin Man-dal.

 

[BananaPie]

Grillin Man-dal? You playing with GI Joe dolls again?

 

[Little_Light]

Dude, I watch My Little Pony for entertainment! XD I don't even know if I got my man card to begin with!

 

[Roh_Chris]

are we allowed to suggest what activities should put someone in danger of losing their man card?

if so, i nominate

wearing skinny jeans,
taking selfies, say, in front of a mirror
whining
and guys who take longer to get ready than, say, me. : )

Pfft.. We can take all our time. Who gets to drive you women around and wait in the lobby while you girls shop? Huh?

P.S., I Love You is a fantastic film though I always cry at the end. Also anytime someone sacrifices their life for the betterment of others whether its Optimus Prime, Batman, or Bruce Willis in Armageddon, I'll cry like a girl.

Brian's Song
Dear Zachary
Some songs are tough.

I cry, whatever, Ill still beat up any of you in a fight...lol

I tear up for happy endings. When I hear a miraculous testimony, or watch a movie like Real Steel or The Vow, or when I see a happy scene on the road, I tear up. I might cry if somebody who matters a lot to me gives me a wonderful surprise.

Now why don't you try and take away my man card?

 

[Ugly]

Pfft.. We can take all our time. Who gets to drive you women around and wait in the lobby while you girls shop? Huh?

I don't have a clue what this has to do with the post you're responding to.

I tear up for happy endings. When I hear a miraculous testimony, or watch a movie like Real Steel or The Vow, or when I see a happy scene on the road, I tear up. I might cry if somebody who matters a lot to me gives me a wonderful surprise.

Now why don't you try and take away my man card?

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*pulls your mancard and walks away.

 

[AsifinPassing]

Hard to say. On the one hand, I'm a mountain man who gets a thrill from the idea of wrestling bears and such... On the other hand, I really have a strong affinity for animation, romance, animals, playing with kids, having fun/games in general...flowers...nature...soft things, especially in relation to beds and whatnot... Idk. *shrugs*

 

[AsifinPassing]

Sorry for the double post, but I also forgot to mention a special note to all haters/trolls:

BRING ME YOUR BULLETS, AND LOOSE YOUR CHAINS!!!