LOL!!
This post was hilarious -- and I think it gave me a literal scapegoat! πππ
I've decided to blame all of my gardening failures not on my own lack of skill, but because, obviously, it was the goats.
Never mind that the closest I've come to goats are at farms and petting zoos.
Never mind that I live in an apartment.
And never mind that I live on one of the upper floors (after all, aren't goats known for climbing?!)
It was the goats, I tell you!
The goats.