Lets laugh together!
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Sub Zero caught my attention. As long as I didn't play as Scorpion while fighting it might work out lol.
Simple.... post any pic, meme, gif, joke, etc below.
The aim is to be funny, cause some of us lack that characteristicbut go ahead, post anything you find funny or witty.
I guess I’m first?
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Okay, how about a joke? But in order to get it you need to have been a television commercial viewer in the 1970's-80's.
A Tibetan Lama, you know a Buddhist Monk in Nepal the Himalayas, was in his temple monastery dining hall preparing to have breakfast. He was with his fellow Buddhist monks and before they sat down to eat, they offered their prayers of thanks for God's gifts. As this one Monk was praying, he noticed a large slab of oleo, margarine, sitting on the breakfast table. And, as he was offering his prayers he noticed something most amazing happen. As he was gazing at the large slab of margarine, he noticed that an image of Jesus was appearing on the top of the oleo. As he began staring, the image became very clear and there was no mistaking it. It was a miraculous image of Jesus, as clear as could be.
The Lama was flabbergasted/amazed and took a step backward. And you know what he muttered to himself? He stated, "I can't believe it's not Buddha!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Hmm... multiple reactions to that margarine joke:
The normal part of me appreciates the humor and thanks you for sharing it.
The first nerd part of me wonders how the monk knew what Jesus looked like. Totally ruins the joke if you think about it too much though, so don't think about it too much (like I did.)
The second nerd part of me says the joke is too long - like driving from NYC to Miami for an apple. Ignore that part too. The joke is fine.
The third nerd part of me speculates how much that stick of margarine would sell for on ebay.
The normal part of me appreciates the humor and thanks you for sharing it.
The first nerd part of me wonders how the monk knew what Jesus looked like. Totally ruins the joke if you think about it too much though, so don't think about it too much (like I did.)
The second nerd part of me says the joke is too long - like driving from NYC to Miami for an apple. Ignore that part too. The joke is fine.
The third nerd part of me speculates how much that stick of margarine would sell for on ebay.
Heh, yeah. People talk sooooo much about being self sufficient, living off-the-grid, etc... If people knew how much effort it takes to do EVERYTHING yourself they'd turn pale.
