The caption should of read, this is what it's like to have faith like Daniel.
Lets laugh together!
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I just wonder if Daniel had a soft pillow that night. Lions have claws too, y'know... it seems God changed the lions' attitudes as well as locking their jaws. And a friendly lion makes a soft pillow. =^.^=
By the way I have nothing relevant to add to this thread at this time. But I wanted to say I'm enjoying it. Just so y'all know.
Marriage is definitely a dying to oneself process.....lol! I can relate to this.....lol!
I don't know what it is, but I like manatees. Probably because they don't mean anyone any harm. One of my goals when moving to Florida was to see one. First time was at the zoo, the second time was in the wild. Goal accomplished. They are so cool!
Gators on the other hand....Seen them at the zoo and in the wild also. When they look at you, it feels like they want to have you for dinner.
Oh awesome that your goal was accomplished. I agree they are so cool, fascinating and relatively harmless creatures, unlike the crookodile, lol.
Just got stopped by the police. I already knew why he got me (speeding) but of course, I was gonna ask him why he stopped me. I don’t have any extra money to give them so I decided to test my luck and humor. About a week ago, I purchased some fart spray and tried it on my husband, but wanted to see just how far I could push it. The bottle says to squirt about 2 sprays. Well as the policeman walks toward my vehicle I sprayed about 5 squirts. He gets to my window and asks me to get out. I said I can’t! He immediately stops in his tracks and he says lawd...what’s that? I said I have IBS and I've had an accident sir! The look on his face was priceless. I said Sir my stomach hurts and I’m trying get home because I.... (he is at my window and I didnt even finish my sentence) He grabs his face, backs up and says... Omg.. I think you need an ambulance. I said no (of course trying not to laugh...he looked worried and sick 
) I live right around the corner.
Policeman: YES SIR BE CAREFUL AND TRY NOT TO SPEED BUT I UNDERSTAND ITS AWFUL. HOLD ON.. I’LL ESCORT YOU!
Yall, I didnt expect it to go this way but the police waited til I got out the car (he stayed in his) so I had to walk all the way to my door with my butt cheeks clinched and limpin’ like I was hurtin’!
Moral of the story: Don’t have one
...but I’m going to buy a case of that fart spray. No ticket written! 
If you read until the end, I snagged this from someone else, because everyone could use a good laugh
Of course there in no moral here. Of course it is not ethical, just a funny story.
) I live right around the corner.Policeman: YES SIR BE CAREFUL AND TRY NOT TO SPEED BUT I UNDERSTAND ITS AWFUL. HOLD ON.. I’LL ESCORT YOU!
Yall, I didnt expect it to go this way but the police waited til I got out the car (he stayed in his) so I had to walk all the way to my door with my butt cheeks clinched and limpin’ like I was hurtin’!
Moral of the story: Don’t have one
...but I’m going to buy a case of that fart spray. No ticket written! If you read until the end, I snagged this from someone else, because everyone could use a good laugh
Of course there in no moral here. Of course it is not ethical, just a funny story.
I just looked up fart spray out of morbid curiosity. They actually make it in a 10 flavor variety pack.
Because there is just not enough flatulence already in the world. We need to make a spray so we can enjoy it on demand whenever and wherever we want... Right.
Because there is just not enough flatulence already in the world. We need to make a spray so we can enjoy it on demand whenever and wherever we want... Right.
Just got stopped by the police. I already knew why he got me (speeding) but of course, I was gonna ask him why he stopped me. I don’t have any extra money to give them so I decided to test my luck and humor. About a week ago, I purchased some fart spray and tried it on my husband, but wanted to see just how far I could push it. The bottle says to squirt about 2 sprays. Well as the policeman walks toward my vehicle I sprayed about 5 squirts. He gets to my window and asks me to get out. I said I can’t! He immediately stops in his tracks and he says lawd...what’s that? I said I have IBS and I've had an accident sir! The look on his face was priceless. I said Sir my stomach hurts and I’m trying get home because I.... (he is at my window and I didnt even finish my sentence) He grabs his face, backs up and says... Omg.. I think you need an ambulance. I said no (of course trying not to laugh...he looked worried and sick
Policeman: YES SIR BE CAREFUL AND TRY NOT TO SPEED BUT I UNDERSTAND ITS AWFUL. HOLD ON.. I’LL ESCORT YOU!
Yall, I didnt expect it to go this way but the police waited til I got out the car (he stayed in his) so I had to walk all the way to my door with my butt cheeks clinched and limpin’ like I was hurtin’!
Moral of the story: Don’t have one
If you read until the end, I snagged this from someone else, because everyone could use a good laugh
Of course there in no moral here. Of course it is not ethical, just a funny story.
Shame on you......lying to law enforcement to get out of a ticket.
I did not, this wasn't me. I stated in the last sentence it is just shared forward. Perhaps my sharing puts my stamp of approval on this person's story. Shame on me indeed for that
Just got stopped by the police. I already knew why he got me (speeding) but of course, I was gonna ask him why he stopped me. I don’t have any extra money to give them so I decided to test my luck and humor. About a week ago, I purchased some fart spray and tried it on my husband, but wanted to see just how far I could push it. The bottle says to squirt about 2 sprays. Well as the policeman walks toward my vehicle I sprayed about 5 squirts. He gets to my window and asks me to get out. I said I can’t! He immediately stops in his tracks and he says lawd...what’s that? I said I have IBS and I've had an accident sir! The look on his face was priceless. I said Sir my stomach hurts and I’m trying get home because I.... (he is at my window and I didnt even finish my sentence) He grabs his face, backs up and says... Omg.. I think you need an ambulance. I said no (of course trying not to laugh...he looked worried and sick
Policeman: YES SIR BE CAREFUL AND TRY NOT TO SPEED BUT I UNDERSTAND ITS AWFUL. HOLD ON.. I’LL ESCORT YOU!
Yall, I didnt expect it to go this way but the police waited til I got out the car (he stayed in his) so I had to walk all the way to my door with my butt cheeks clinched and limpin’ like I was hurtin’!
Moral of the story: Don’t have one
If you read until the end, I snagged this from someone else, because everyone could use a good laugh
Of course there in no moral here. Of course it is not ethical, just a funny story.
That is both funny and wrong at the same time. Really wrong and really funny. The question is this, is it more wrong than funny, or more funny than wrong? That's a tough one to answer.
I missed that part, my bad. Even without the disclaimer, I was just pokin fun at ya.
There was this guy on youtube who rigged an amazon package with fart spray and glitter and left it on his front porch. It also had a video camera and tracking device. Someone always steals his packages so he got even..
