Lets laugh together!
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Doctor: "I see you're over a month late for your appointment. Don't you know that nervous disorders require prompt and regular attention? What's your excuse?"
Patient: "I was just following your orders, Doc."
Doctor: "Following my orders? What are you talking about? I gave you no such order."
Patient: "You told me to avoid people who irritate me."
Patient: "I was just following your orders, Doc."
Doctor: "Following my orders? What are you talking about? I gave you no such order."
Patient: "You told me to avoid people who irritate me."
A woman reported the disappearance of her husband to the police.
The officer looked at the guy's photograph, questioned her, and then asked if she wanted to give her husband any message if they found him.
"Yes," she replied. "Please tell him Mother didn't come after all."
The officer looked at the guy's photograph, questioned her, and then asked if she wanted to give her husband any message if they found him.
"Yes," she replied. "Please tell him Mother didn't come after all."
When little Johnny was eight his Dad was taking him to see a movie. On the way there he asked him if he would buy me some gum. He said, "No, you don't need any."
After arriving at the theater and taking their seats, Dad changed his mind. He told little Johnny it would be okay for him to have some gum and he was going to get it.
Little Johnny spoke up and said, "You don't need to buy me gum anymore, Daddy. I found some under the seat."
After arriving at the theater and taking their seats, Dad changed his mind. He told little Johnny it would be okay for him to have some gum and he was going to get it.
Little Johnny spoke up and said, "You don't need to buy me gum anymore, Daddy. I found some under the seat."
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