I can throw cheeseballs really high in the air and land them in my mouth. This is a talent I have had since my youth. I'm looking for a job that can hire me based on that skill. Some sort of cheeseball eating and throwing job.
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Good luck with your skills. I always dreamed of being a manual 'pin setter' in a bowling alley. It was my dream job. But, never happened because they came up with automatic pin setters. Just my luck.
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I'm pretty eager to hear what all jobs are available with that particular set of skills.
He would bring in a crowd of kids at Sunday School, a tentative plus. Also he is a Christian possibly a Christian comedian
He did make me laugh, someone needs to be his agent/PR person
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Ok this made me laugh. Give this guy a Netflix special. You’re very cheesy, (no pun intended), you have dry humor. This is just what the world needs
I can wiggle my ears....
Hey....maybe we could get together and.....nawwww.....I'm already married. You're chasing skirts and my idea of a good time is at the dinner party.
Surely you have considered the circus. Just juggle the cheeseballs while riding a unicycle and viola.
"Let's Get Married."
That's just an open invitation to disaster... have you talked to some of the crazy women around here?
One time I talked to a girl on here who just got out of prison for stabbing her ex with a fork.
She was asking for "counseling."
I said, "You're not getting counseling from me... and stay away from my silverware."
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That's just an open invitation to disaster... have you talked to some of the crazy women around here?
One time I talked to a girl on here who just got out of prison for stabbing her ex with a fork.
She was asking for "counseling."
I said, "You're not getting counseling from me... and stay away from my silverware."
: )
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Craziness or monstrosity is a point of view, sir. To a sheep, a wolf may be considered a monster or crazy. We're just so used to being the sheep. We are a people of a shared standard. Yet our minds war against themselves like billions of wires tangled in an invisible maze in a dark room searched for by a blind man that doesn't exist. We are born into cages that we cannot see, touch, or feel. Humans are not purely autonomous like God. I need and therefore I am bound. Needs for oxygen make being drowned a fear. Fear created by an innate unrequested intuition.
I remember a comedian on drybar comedy channel, one who happened to have muscular dystrophy. Drybar is known for being clean comedy, no sex jokes and no profanity. He made a joke that could be seen as risque and then commented that for drybar it might be getting a little moist in here.
I can raise each eyebrow independently of the other, and even move each eyebrow to the beat of a song. That hasn't gotten me a date yet. Of course I haven't been trying...
But who knows? Cheese ball might be more popular than eyebrow. Good luck and please let us know how it goes. If I find myself wanting to find a date, I may need to shift my major.
It is for these reasons that I often say, free will is a misnomer, for we
are constrained by too many factors to truly consider the will free...
You have to mix it with the deep philosophical side on post #11 and I'm sure many more attractions in store. The line of young ladies may start growing
I dont think anyone would hire you to do that, but if you can catch what what you throw, its called juggling and usually circuses hire jugglers and you can work independantly as a busker. (independant street performer) Of course you can add cheeseballs as a finally to your act if you perform in baptist churches lol