Let the pun wars begin

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Lance is a pretty uncommon name these days,

but in medieval times..people were called lance a lot!
 
What did Mr. Peanut say to Mrs. Peanut as he was leaving the house?

Back in a Jif!
 
I got hit my a rental car.

It Hertz!
Well if we're getting THAT corny...

I told our church drummer, "Looks like you need a new drum. I'm not sure if it's the kick, the snare or what, but I know you need a new drum... That copier in sister Amy's office told me to replace the drum."

Then she snorted and I apologized, which is actually how a lot of my conversations end.
 
Another from the same:

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Okay, but because of that bad joke we're breaking up.
 
So....A flat walks into a bar...

The bartender says...."G you're looking sharp."! 😉
 
Are people born with photographic memories?

Or does it take time to develop? 🤔
 
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