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I thought that was what you called a meticulous goose. A proper gander.
 
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What's the difference between a well-dressed bicyclist and a poorly dressed unicyclist?

Attire!
 
I was wondering 🤔 why music was coming from my printer?......

Apparently, the paperwas jamming! 🤗
 
If you were to venture in the practice of trolling trolls, would it be considered controlling?
 
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I was wondering 🤔 why music was coming from my printer?......

Apparently, the paperwas jamming! 🤗
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A few nights ago I was walking home, going past the graveyard, and I heard music playing backward.

I investigated and found Beethoven was decomposing.
 
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When the draw bridge operator was asked about his job...

He said...."It has it's ups and downs." 😉
 
My friend Jack claims he can communicate with vegetables.

Jack and the beans talk! 😀
 
An invisible man marries an invisible woman.

The kids were nothing to look at either! 🤗
 
What's the difference between bird-flu and swine-flu?

One requires tweetment and the other requires oinkment. 🤗
 
I got over my obsession with chocolate, marshmallows and nuts...

I won't lie to you....it was a rocky road! 🤗
 
I had a crazy dream last night! I was swimming in an ocean of orange soda.


Turns out it was just a Fanta sea.
 
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