I really really need a husband!!

[Noel25]

So I am very lonely and need a husband. I want someone to watch Disney movies with and take me to Target with credit card. Someone who makes a lot of money so that I don’t have to work. Also, he should be a virgin and be willing to stay virgin forever because I’m not interested in that.
Where is he? Where could my soulmate be?

 

[cinder]

Somewhere in a mansion on his couch streaming Disney+ movies all day long probably. You may have to start going door to door looking for the guy at home watching Disney.

 

[Lynx]

I dunno... There should be a way to hack the Disney servers and see who is streaming what, then backtrace it to residences and cross reference those with occupants.

All of that is beyond my ability, and it would be illegal too, but you might be able to find someone who can pull it off.

 

[BrotherMike]

I will not click on these kind of posts...
I will not click on these kind of posts...
I will not click on these kind of posts...
I will not click on these kind of posts...
I will not click on these kind of posts...

 

[Lynx]

I will not click on these kind of posts...
I will not click on these kind of posts...
I will not click on these kind of posts...
I will not click on these kind of posts...
I will not click on these kind of posts...

Give it up. We all say we won't and we all do anyway.

 

[BrotherMike]

Give it up. We all say we won't and we all do anyway.

I’m just punishing myself for doing it! Lol

 

[Lynx]

I’m just punishing myself for doing it! Lol

Oh... Very good then. Carry on.

 

[Moses_Young]

So I am very lonely and need a husband. I want someone to watch Disney movies with and take me to Target with credit card. Someone who makes a lot of money so that I don’t have to work. Also, he should be a virgin and be willing to stay virgin forever because I’m not interested in that.
Where is he? Where could my soulmate be?

I know just the man for you. His name is Employment.

 

[Lynx]

I know just the man for you. His name is Employment.

That guy sucks. He always requires you to be on time and he files for divorce if you don't do what he says.

 

[Moses_Young]

That guy sucks. He always requires you to be on time and he files for divorce if you don't do what he says.

Heh, heh. But he's a forgiving spouse, if you repent your tardiness and ask for him at a different location. Sometimes, he'll give you a raise just to take you back!

 

[MsMediator]

I know just the man for you. His name is Employment.

OR, the government.

 

[Lynx]

OR, the government.

Yeah that guy is MUCH more lenient than Employment.

 

[Magenta]

So I am very lonely and need a husband. I want someone to watch Disney movies with and take
me to Target with credit card. Someone who makes a lot of money so that I don’t have to work.
Also, he should be a virgin and be willing to stay virgin forever because I’m not interested in that.
Where is he? Where could my soulmate be?

He's lounging around a lily pond somewhere, picking the wings off of flies and posing as a frog .

 

[RodB651]

So I am very lonely and need a husband. I want someone to watch Disney movies with and take me to Target with credit card. Someone who makes a lot of money so that I don’t have to work. Also, he should be a virgin and be willing to stay virgin forever because I’m not interested in that.
Where is he? Where could my soulmate be?

Did you go THERE?..

You sure did!!! LOL

 

[HealthAndHappiness]

He's lounging around a lily pond somewhere, picking the wings off of flies and posing as a frog .

 

[seoulsearch]

Yeah that guy is MUCH more lenient than Employment.

Heh.

But what about all the guys who've come here saying that feminist agendas have poisoned women's minds into, gasp, working, and therefore, women are wrecking families by having jobs?

(My Mom was a stay-at-home mom just for reference.)

On a serious note, I think everyone is called to their own contribution, and as long as it's approved by God for their individual situation, it's not something anyone on the outside can judge.

 

[Lanolin]

In the freezer
His name is Olaf

 

[Pipp]

What you want is a sugar daddy, Fructose Father ,Glucose Guardian ,Carbohydrate Caretaker ,Sucrose Supporter ,Aspartame Ancestor ,Confectionery Compadre, Splenda Spender, Saccharin Stepdad, Polypeptide Pops.... you know that kind of situation, but without having to give him sugar.

 

[Lanolin]

I thought stay at home mums did work...dont they have to do all the housework and clean up after all their children and maintain it everyday to stop it from falling apart and stop it from smelling of vomit and dirty nappies ?

Why do people call them 'stay at home mums' now instead of housewives? Why dont people extol the virtues of ' stay at home' dads.

anyway. I cant recommend Frozen 2 I was like...haven't I seen this before ? but Im sure it wasnt nearly 3 hours long...never watch a disney sequel. Fairy tales are supposed to end 'happily ever after' meaning straight after the disney princess marries the prince they both die in a car crash and or snow avalanche. But they dont show you this part cos the screen goes all black and the credits start rolling on top of it.

 

[2ndTimeIsTheCharm]

I thought stay at home mums did work...dont they have to do all the housework and clean up after all their children and maintain it everyday to stop it from falling apart and stop it from smelling of vomit and dirty nappies ?

Why do people call them 'stay at home mums' now instead of housewives? Why dont people extol the virtues of ' stay at home' dads.

anyway. I cant recommend Frozen 2 I was like...haven't I seen this before ? but Im sure it wasnt nearly 3 hours long...never watch a disney sequel. Fairy tales are supposed to end 'happily ever after' meaning straight after the disney princess marries the prince they both die in a car crash and or snow avalanche. But they dont show you this part cos the screen goes all black and the credits start rolling on top of it.

The sugar daddy has to hire a housekeeper, nanny and cook. Those are requirements!

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