Sir, we are glad you are here. As a member of the unofficial junior welcoming committee, I cordially extend the right hand of fellowship. We would pass around a dish for you to put your card in but I haven't figured out yet how to make that work.
Also, I would invite you to the coffee and refreshments table, but the folks at the "natural health forum" are responsible for that this week. They made coffee from roasted dandelion root and left a selection of herbal teas, which is fine if you're in to such things. I'll sneak a pot of real coffee in as soon as they leave. We'll enjoy a cup of the real stuff then.
Again, welcome!