Give me bad advice...

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This thread makes me smile. Thanks all!

You don't need to say Amen.
This is the way...
 
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Everytime you see a shooting star, you're allowed to take a free item from Walmart
 
Post walls of text in the CC forums and/or post numerous Scripture passages without taking breaks to explain your point(s) along the way.

Also be sure to mention that you are bringing the truth and everyone else has it wrong.

As an added bonus, if other members disagree with you on any one point, tell them they're not Christians and you can even use personal insults.

It's that easy!
 
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This is exactly what it sounds like.. I want to hear bad advice... maybe its something funny you've seen online, or maybe its advice someone has given you in real life.. lets hear it.... View attachment 252322
If a fly lands on the head of your beloved, and she says to smack it with a fly swat, do what she says.
 
To get a deeper tan, use Crisco oil instead of tanning lotion.
 
Women,
If you haven't been asked out on a date....
Get some tattoos, piercings, cut your hair short and color it an unnatural color.... The Christian guys will love that instead of the demure look.
 
gals just assume every guy is after you for your body and your only mission in life is to capture them with a ring on your finger.. because your brain has fallen out of your skull and only a man can actually put it back in.
 
Girls - look for a partner with good looks and much money. Christian dudes are not cool, because they will not join on all the fun stuff:geek:
 
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Girls - look for a partner with good looks and much money. Christian dudes are not cool, because they will not join on all the fun stuff:geek:

And on the flip side...

Christian guys, go ahead and chase that girl who looks like a model, has an hourglass body, and is the trophy all your friends will envy you for.

Nevermind that she's spiritually hollow and flirts with other guys for attention.

After all, beauty lasts forever so you'll always be attracted to her, and charm will make up for any real problems!