Funny And Clever Answers to Being Asked, "Why Are You Still Single?" -- What Are YOURS?

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Lynx

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LOL! What? I have no idea what you're saying. More money if you have no children... I would guess by the picture? I was just trying to be clever per the question asked. Not suggesting social policy. :):coffee:
For someone who didn't get it, you sure did get it. ;)
 

true_believer

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When Trump or his supporters say he's not a Nazi, that's the equivalent of Nixon saying he wasn't a crook.
 

Lynx

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When Trump or his supporters say he's not a Nazi, that's the equivalent of Nixon saying he wasn't a crook.
Did you take a wrong turn? I think you're in the wrong forum, or at least the wrong thread. You are definitely not in the thread you seem to think you are in.
 

enril

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I'm single because I bite down on string cheese instead of peeling it.
And that's bc there are guys like me around, who can barely stand it stringed, but a whole big bite? ! yikes.
 

kinda

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I steal a line from Wayne's World......

Manager asked me one time, are you ever gonna get married?

I said, marriage is punishment in some countries.

Manager replied, marriage is punishment in all countries.
 

Karlon

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i'm single right now for 16 days!! my wife is on vacation to see relatives in 2 states. nyuknyuknyuk!!!! LOL!
 

Karlon

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thatz phunnneee lynx! actually, i'm still a super busy person, on the go at all times, from sun up to sun down! i really enjoy being busy whether it's fixing, tuning or cleaning my landscape equipment, studying, cleaning, fixing, loading or unloading antiques & merchandise, studying coins, buying them, categorizing them, playing my drums, exercising, reading, studying music, biking, listening to preachers on the radio or watching them on tv, witnessing, praying, etc.
 

Lynx

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thatz phunnneee lynx! actually, i'm still a super busy person, on the go at all times, from sun up to sun down! i really enjoy being busy whether it's fixing, tuning or cleaning my landscape equipment, studying, cleaning, fixing, loading or unloading antiques & merchandise, studying coins, buying them, categorizing them, playing my drums, exercising, reading, studying music, biking, listening to preachers on the radio or watching them on tv, witnessing, praying, etc.
Did somebody say biking? :D:D:D

After a 4-year hiatus I am getting back into biking shape.

Have you tried foam tires? I got a couple Tannus tires for my bike so I won't have to worry about having to stop on the roadside and change a flat anymore. Takes a few miles to break them in, and it's not exactly the same kind of ride, but I love it!

Next I'm going to get an electric back wheel, to cheat. Actually for longer trips, but it's more fun to say I'm cheating.

Aaaaaaaand... By now it's pretty obvious why I'm single. :p
 

Karlon

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Did somebody say biking? :D:D:D

After a 4-year hiatus I am getting back into biking shape.

Have you tried foam tires? I got a couple Tannus tires for my bike so I won't have to worry about having to stop on the roadside and change a flat anymore. Takes a few miles to break them in, and it's not exactly the same kind of ride, but I love it!

Next I'm going to get an electric back wheel, to cheat. Actually for longer trips, but it's more fun to say I'm cheating.

Aaaaaaaand... By now it's pretty obvious why I'm single. :p
more phunnneeeness! i sure love biking. every season has it's memorable sights. i sold my bike because i'm getting a new one for spring. i'm thinking on purchasing a Snob, a Pivot Vault or maybe a Yeti. i have to research on this. remember about cheating: if no one catches you, it's not cheating!!!!!!!
 

Lynx

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more phunnneeeness! i sure love biking. every season has it's memorable sights. i sold my bike because i'm getting a new one for spring. i'm thinking on purchasing a Snob, a Pivot Vault or maybe a Yeti. i have to research on this. remember about cheating: if no one catches you, it's not cheating!!!!!!!
Pivot vault looks nice, according to what I just now quickly googled.

Lvbu makes a big deal out of its saddlebag model having a very small throttle, very hard to spot. I don't really care if anybody spots it, but apparently that is a big selling point for electric wheels. So I guess nobody will notice I am cheating? Or something.
 

Karlon

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Pivot vault looks nice, according to what I just now quickly googled.

Lvbu makes a big deal out of its saddlebag model having a very small throttle, very hard to spot. I don't really care if anybody spots it, but apparently that is a big selling point for electric wheels. So I guess nobody will notice I am cheating? Or something.
this winter, during off time, i have to research bicycles. lots to catch up on. no power for me, all manual labor! my last bike was a Specialized Alley. hahaha
 

Lynx

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this winter, during off time, i have to research bicycles. lots to catch up on. no power for me, all manual labor! my last bike was a Specialized Alley. hahaha
All I have is an old green centurion lemans and a bright red Sprint.

Foam rubber wheels take a bit more energy though. When you get fed up with changing tires at random times on the side of the road and go with solid tires, you either go electric, get a bit stronger or start taking shorter trips.