Finish This Sentence: "____________ Fixes Everything!!" But What If You Find Something Your Go-To Can't Fix?!

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OutWrite Trouble
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Hey Everyone,

I know some may want to fill in the blank by saying, "Jesus Fixes Everything!" and yes, of course I understand that, but I'm thinking more about more lighthearted items from everyday life.

I recently had my first cooking fail of 2026 -- which is another reason why I don't make many attempts to cook.

In order to stay within certain health parameters (and because I've been caught up in becoming obsessed with very unhealthy recipes in the past,) I now only choose recipes geared to promote good health, weight loss, and stable blood sugar.

In other words, I have to pick all the boring recipes with limited fat, sugar, or salt (which is already a major reason as to why they wind up being fails, I know.)

Last week I made a mushroom soup that's basically just mushrooms, onions, and broth, but interestingly, uses oats as a thickener instead of the usual heavy cream or cheese.

However, as you can imagine... It wasn't all that tasty (even though I added extra seasonings) -- and now I'm stuck with a batch of it. But no one can afford to waste food these days, so I hauled out my Handy-Dandy, Fix-It For Nearly Every Food Failure -- shredded cheddar cheese. All I can say is, at least the cheese makes this soup slightly more edible.

However, last night, I fear I came across a new arch nemesis -- the likes of which not even my beloved cheddar cheese could save!!!


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Despite this brand claiming right on the box that there are "No Certified Synthetic Colors," the end product was so day-glo orange, I'm pretty sure a pile of out could be used in place of a traffic cone. It was one of the worst boxed mac'n'cheeses I have ever tried. (A friend pointed out that I could just make my own from scratch, and I have before, but for some reason, I get cravings for boxed mac'n'cheese.) I dared to try this one because it boasted a higher protein count that my usual beloved Kraft.

And so, I finally found something that even my beloved cheddar (or even mozzarella) cheese COULD NOT FIX!!!

ARGH!!! (However, I will still find a way to consume it because I was raised to not waste food.)

Alas, the year has just begun, and I already have to admit a HUGE defeat. Le sigh.

What about you?

* What kinds of "fix-its" and "old reliables" do you usually rely upon? Duct tape? A certain tool? A certain outfit, piece of clothing, or accessory to look put-together? Certain foods to fix recipe disasters, or comfort an upset stomach? Certain supplies for a hobby? (A favorite gadget or pair of scissors?)

* What do you usually use these old reliables to fix? What have been your biggest success stories? (Especially when they saved from a lot of money, time, and mental anguish?!)

* And what are some instances in which an old reliable FAILED you?! Did it lead to a complete disaster with no hope of redemption, or did you find another miracle fix in the process?

I would love to hear about other favorite go-to products -- and what everyone else does when a favorite fails to come through!
 
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But seriously, oatmeal with milk is a good meal when there's nothing else (it has happened to me).
Kraft Mac-n-cheese with tuna and peas works too.
I used to be able to do a tune-up on my car with a matchbook and nail file.
A good multi-tool can do more things than you expect.
And of course 100mph tape (duct tape).
 
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Instead of saying Jesus fixes everything, I'm going to Bible juke it a different way. Just for kicks, and a change of pace.

Because, as we all know, even the Bible says that money answereth all things.
 
About that food you are stuck with, a stick hand blender fixes all things. Everything from the mushroom soup to the mac and cheese, blend it all up into soup cream and drink it.

It may not make it taste better, but at least you won't waste as much time and energy chewing the stuff.
 
What kinds of "fix-its" and "old reliables" do you usually rely upon? Duct tape? A certain tool? A certain outfit, piece of clothing, or accessory to look put-together? Certain foods to fix recipe disasters, or comfort an upset stomach? Certain supplies for a hobby? (A favorite gadget or pair of scissors?)

WD 40 and duct tape!
Well, they will get you by most of the time.

As far as recipe disasters, sometimes enough garlic or onions can cover up your mistakes.
 
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For me, it's spray foam insulation (also called foam sealant or gap filler, depending on the brand). I use this stuff so much that a loved one sent me a few cans to make sure I had extra when needed. After I arrived from outta state, one of the first things I did was to do some winterizing and foam insulation is what I grabbed lol.
When I was working on that badly damaged building, it was hard to get it lined back up due to the damage. One corner had a crack. I was running outta time to deal with it. Then a light bulb moment happened. I grabbed some greenhouse plastic that I had and a can of foam insulation. The combination ended up doing pretty well, at least for the time being until I deal with that building more thoroughly (which might be in the spring or summer). I call my repairs "redneck repairs." And sometimes I feel like I have a spatula in one hand and a power tool in the other :LOL:
 
For me, it's spray foam insulation (also called foam sealant or gap filler, depending on the brand). I use this stuff so much that a loved one sent me a few cans to make sure I had extra when needed. After I arrived from outta state, one of the first things I did was to do some winterizing and foam insulation is what I grabbed lol.
When I was working on that badly damaged building, it was hard to get it lined back up due to the damage. One corner had a crack. I was running outta time to deal with it. Then a light bulb moment happened. I grabbed some greenhouse plastic that I had and a can of foam insulation. The combination ended up doing pretty well, at least for the time being until I deal with that building more thoroughly (which might be in the spring or summer). I call my repairs "redneck repairs." And sometimes I feel like I have a spatula in one hand and a power tool in the other :LOL:

Oh man, I'm a bit afraid of the foam insulation, as I have unfortunately seen a few YouTube videos in which it was abused (there was one nightmare scenario in which it trapped a nest of live rodents in place within a house!)

But if Carrie endorses it, it must have a lot of merit!!

As for you saying that you feel like you have "a spatula in one hand and a power tool in the other"; this reminded me of a friend who bakes cookies in such large batches, she combined the too!!

Forgive me for not knowing all the technical language, but she attached a whisk onto the end of a power drill, like this:

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I can just hear Tim Taylor grunting in approval!

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Oh man, I'm a bit afraid of the foam insulation, as I have unfortunately seen a few YouTube videos in which it was abused (there was one nightmare scenario in which it trapped a nest of live rodents in place within a house!)

But if Carrie endorses it, it must have a lot of merit!!

As for you saying that you feel like you have "a spatula in one hand and a power tool in the other"; this reminded me of a friend who bakes cookies in such large batches, she combined the too!!

Forgive me for not knowing all the technical language, but she attached a whisk onto the end of a power drill, like this:

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I can just hear Tim Taylor grunting in approval!

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That wins over me. I use a hand mixer, but if it goes out there's always that idea for a backup lol.

One power tool I don't like to use is circular saws. There's something about the sound of circular saws that grates on my nerves. A reciprocating saw I don't mind. Odd how the sound of some saws bothers me and others don't bother me so much.

Sometimes when I've been doing repairs for a long time I'll stop and say to myself, "I'm tired of being a man."
And sometimes I get tired of being in the kitchen daily after awhile and I'll eventually say, "I'm tired of being a woman."
All jokingly, of course! I'm happy to be the woman that God made me to be...even if I may seem a bit abnormal :D
 
Well last week at work I had to improvise. I wear a waterproof apron when washing up, it had been my trusty friend for a long time, and last week, alas, the ties wore off and she sadly passed away. So I had a brain wave and put 3 holes a large bin bag and put it on over my head.

My work colleagues all thought I looked ready for a festival 😁
 
Well I wouldn’t say it fixes everything though it works enough of the time it is often the best first choice - a firm persuasive slap.

Contrary to all the old John Wayne movies I have been told this does NOT fix women.
 
Well I wouldn’t say it fixes everything though it works enough of the time it is often the best first choice - a firm persuasive slap.

Contrary to all the old John Wayne movies I have been told this does NOT fix women.

No. But it fixes men
Just ask Joan Crawford 😇
 
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