Objection, Your Honour.
I have evidence within my possession which conclusively prove that this poll was hijacked by the cat-lovers. I hereby petition that a re-poll be conducted under the strict observation of a credible third-party like snail-lovers. I believe that the party of snail-lovers headed by Ms. Grace-like-rain will ensure a transparent and smooth voting process, to the satisfaction of both the contesting parties. I humbly request you to issue a direction to this effect so that we may start our canvassing program.