Derailers Anonymous Resisting Temptation(DART)

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MissCris said:
This is my OFFICIAL ANNOUNCEMENT that I will, from now on, SHARE the Cheetos.

It hurts, but honestly, all those Cheetos were making me fat anyway.

...so, this is more for me than for you guys?

Man, I really messed that up. But HEY, have some Cheetos...!
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It's awesome what a little guilt & a clip from a film can do to someone. *cracks knuckles*
 
Cris...yer' so lucky I am not near a carbonite freezing chamber,or I'd so Empire Strikes Back you now!
 
I'm watching Sesame Street.

Elmo is playing "hot potato".

He's dressed like Rocky, the gray sweats...

They did a little mini-getting-in-shape-montage with...."Eye of the Potato" playing....

I totally LOL'd, and now I'm ashamed of myself.
 
I sometimes put on sweat pants & make boxing gloves out of duct tape,then run around out front of my building for like 20 minutes singing "We Got The Beat" by Toni Basil...then I come back inside,knock on my neighbor's door and challenge him to a full contact boxing match.
He's 82.
His wife is 78.
I don't care which of them wants to throw down with me.
I am prepared.
Loser has to buy the winner 2 packages of Klondike Bars & a surf & turf meal with all the fixin's.
 
iTOREtheSKY said:
I sometimes put on sweat pants & make boxing gloves out of duct tape,then run around out front of my building for like 20 minutes singing "We Got The Beat" by Toni Basil...then I come back inside,knock on my neighbor's door and challenge him to a full contact boxing match.
He's 82.
His wife is 78.
I don't care which of them wants to throw down with me.
I am prepared.
Loser has to buy the winner 2 packages of Klondike Bars & a surf & turf meal with all the fixin's.
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Stumbles into conversation ..., (((just grins)))

Cat and ms Chris? .. You two certainly brighten my day .. (((smiles))) and walks out ..
 
WING TO BITH: a story of a girl & her crazy phone texting adventures. LOL
 
I want to grab a nice cozy blanket,wrap up in it...in the backseat of a car with the top down & have someone drive me cross country non-stop. Destination...my tree house that overlooks a beach out to the ocean. Waiting for me would be my 5 dogs.
Norman - pitbull
Gunther - french bull dog
Augustus - bull dog
Javier - greyhound
and Linus - boston terrier
 
If you lived in a tree house with a bunch of dogs, I wouldn't talk to you anymore...

um...cuz you'd have no internets. Yeah. That.

:D
 
MissCris said:
If you lived in a tree house with a bunch of dogs, I wouldn't talk to you anymore...

um...cuz you'd have no internets. Yeah. That.

:D
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LIES! I would have internets & interwebs. Maybe I wouldn't talk to you instead because you would threaten not to talk to me. Huuummppffff
 
Random do's & don't if anyone has a baby or is planning to have one. Hey folks,I'm just trying to help out & be a blessing...don't judge me! LOL here's a few to begin with...
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Wooooooo chinese for my birthdayyyyyyyyyy!!!!!!! Chinese takeout right now then seafood for dinner tonight.
 
MissCris said:
If you lived in a tree house with a bunch of dogs, I wouldn't talk to you anymore...

um...cuz you'd have no internets. Yeah. That.

:D
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Instead of him being like a cat lady, he would be the crazy dog man!!

Wait a minute!!! Maybe he is one already!!!:eek:
 
Pfft. I could so take 'em.

*brushes invisible dirt off my shoulder* Don't mean to brag, but.. I'm quite the ninja.
 
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