~Chuckle for the Day~

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& now, ladies & gentlemen, a bombastic, blithe, bizarre, banter, boisterous, bewildering, baffling, brilliant bombardment:
harry: "how's your insomnia"?
lary: "worse. i can't even sleep when it's time to get up".

"doctor, i have trouble breathing".
"don't worry. i'll give you something to stop that".

patient: what would charge to alter my nose"?
doctor: "$5,000".
patient: "anything cheaper"?
doctor: " yes, try running into a telephone pole'"

a child came home from school on his 1st day. his mother asks: "well, what did you learn"?
he says, "not enough. they want me back tomorrow".

"anyone who goes to see a psychiatrist ought to have his head examined"

Mary: "so, you are expecting your 7th child, what do you think you'll call it"?
sherry: "i'll call it quits".

diner: "what's the chef's surprise"?
waitress: "he doesn't wash his hands"!

if 1 synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest drown to?

mr. fiddle: "my next door neighbor, karlon, keeps beating on the walls all hours of the night".
mr. druhmer: "doesn't that bother you"? how can you sleep"?
mr. fiddle: "i get plenty of sleep but it interferes with my tuba practice"! nyuknyuknyuk!!!!!
 
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& now & after; cute, crazy curious, clever, capricious, clownish comedy:
"mary told me that you told her the secret i told her not to tell you".
"gee, i told her not to tell you that i told her".
"well, i wouldn't tell her i wouldn't tell you that she told so don't tell her i told you'!

stranger: "good morning doctor, i just dropped by to tell you how much i benefited from your treatment".
doctor: "but your not 1 of my patients"
stranger: "i know, but my uncle bill was & i'm his heir"!

eve: "adam, do you love me"?
adam: "who else darling"?

adeline: "nona, does your husband ever take good advice"?
nona: "occasionally, when nobody is looking".

at what age is the hardest to get the baby asleep?
when she's 18!

no matter how busy people are, they're never too busy to stop & talk about how busy they are.

what's the difference between a mental institution & a college?
in the mental intuition, you must show improvement to get out!
 
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Anyone who thinks that was funny has probably:

1) never been in a situation where they were the target of anything/something like that
and/or
2) been brainwashed into thinking that real life is just a video game where it does not really matter what happens to the characters

If you think it is funny when something like that befalls other individuals - rather than having concern that stuff like that happens to folks - you are part of the problem and not the solution.

"Just sayin'..."
 
GaryA said:
:rolleyes: ... (intended as a response to the video itself)

That is not funny - it is sad - really sad. At the very absolute least, the police officer should have swallowed his pride, said something along the lines of "okay sorry just checking to make sure" and went his way.
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Look Gary,

I've been through so much, you'd not believe it. That means, I'm trying to reevaluate my responses so I don't get triggered.
I post enough videos on mass murder by lethal injections by smiling medical workers covered by politicians, judges and law enforcement. Do you think some sheriff deputy would ever arrest the effing medical murderer who killed Mom? A freaking deputy conspired .
And you (and @Bingo ) think you have the authority to judge me on your #1 above. Ok.
Go ahead. The Lord judge between me and you.

This was so over the top that a normal person would likely not believe it unless they saw it.
Thank God the innocent guy pumping gas wasn't shot.
Because he was not injured, it gave me the room to mock the criminal, yes criminal holding the gun at him this one time.

Do you know how many times I've been in a similar situation?

No you do not.
I'm not exactly a magnet for trouble. I just know that 9 times out of 10 these situations never get reported and very rarely get recorded and publicly displayed.

I've been robbed by armed police. I think that's a felony with no statute of limitations.
I've been falsely accused of committing a crime to enrich another winners pay. I was simply praying quietly all by myself. On and on with the book I'm writing.

Looking back, as a teenager in my clubhouse, which doubled as our street's bus stop, no privacy, no door and an open window so our parents and neighbors can keep an eye on everyone, and we can see the bus coming.
We 3 boys were singing a song in unison when one stopped and looked out the window. He said that the city detective who lived across the street was running from bush to bush, tree to tree. We were wondering what he was doing coming in our direction with a big gun in his hand. We had no sense and were caught off guard, so we watched him ninja his way like he was playing army man until he jumped up from below our window.
Instead of saying BOO!...
He sticks his big ol Dirty Harry revolver into our faces and threatened to kill us!
I can look back now and instead of getting triggered as he was about to do with his finger on it, I can actually laugh. 😄
Why should I let some loser who was willing to end my life, ruin it with traumatic memories ???
You answer me that Gary.
Guess what?
I'm not even going to let YOU ruin my evening with your judgemental accusations.
You decided to do that instead of asking questions about my response, as strange as it might seem.
Of course it's sad, maybe frightening, but today I look at it as an idiot trying to get a role in Police Squad.

 
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