~Chuckle for the Day~

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TheLearner said:
As a child, the sextons cult were nudists. Believe me when I say there is no lust in nudist camps. Most people are out of shape. The only time, I lusted there is when a very good looking lady was in her bikini because she did not want to go nude. One time she was taking a walk in the woods and some teen pigs, boys tried to rape her, myself and others went out there with ball bats and beat them sensless. I had some talks with her and explained the problem. She agreed to go nude and stuck near me treating me like her older brother. No one dared to mess with her after that. :)
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That's utterly disgusting in every way. (Except for the fact you saved her.) I just wish y'all would have had clothes on. And taking off more clothes is not gonna solve that problem.
 
HopeinHim98 said:
That's utterly disgusting in every way. (Except for the fact you saved her.) I just wish y'all would have had clothes on. And taking off more clothes is not gonna solve that problem.
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reminds me of this: i went to Key West for a 2 week vacation back in 2012 & it happened to be "naked week". i don't know the real name, just what i called it. if you want, you go to the paint station, you take all your clothes off, a person "body paints" you & you walk around in K.W. like that. the good thing, if you want to call it that, is that a lot of times you don't even know someone is naked because the paint job looks like clothes! they even have a bar where on the 3rd floor you can opt to be naked. i think it's difficult to find a reason where Jesus would say it's alright to do that.
 
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Karlon said:
reminds me of this: i went to Key West for a 2 week vacation back in 2012 & it happened to be "naked week". i don't know the real name, just what i called it. if you want, you go to the paint station, you take all your clothes off, a person "body paints" you & you walk around in K.W. like that. the good thing, if you want to call it that, is that a lot of times you don't even know someone is naked because the paint job looks like clothes! they even have a bar where on the 3rd floor you can opt to be naked. i think it's difficult to find a reason where Jesus would say it's alright to do that.
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Totally!
 
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a nw chuckle: Chuck Ell chucked out all his bad habits on the elevator that was on the el in Manhattan! nyuknyuknyuk
 
Karlon said:
a nw chuckle: Chuck Ell chucked out all his bad habits on the elevator that was on the el in Manhattan! nyuknyuknyuk
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Coulda been worse. He could have chucked Elle down the el shaft. You know Chuck and Elle been arguing ever since they broke up. :P

It does remind me of a detective story though. Herr Herr and Herr Heinz, the two famous German investigators (though not as famous as Holmes, or even Poirot, they were quite well known in their day) were on a case one time. For some reason part of their case depended on proving that a certain woman had been in a certain hotel room.

They got permission from the desk clerk to investigate the room. They searched it from top to bottom for clues, but for a while it seemed hopeless.

Then suddenly Herr Heinz darted into a shadowed corner and held up something long and thin. "Here, Herr Herr! Her hair!"
 
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Lynx said:
Coulda been worse. He could have chucked Elle down the el shaft. You know Chuck and Elle been arguing ever since they broke up. :p

It does remind me of a detective story though. Herr Herr and Herr Heinz, the two famous German investigators (though not as famous as Holmes, or even Poirot, they were quite well known in their day) were on a case one time. For some reason part of their case depended on proving that a certain woman had been in a certain hotel room.

They got permission from the desk clerk to investigate the room. They searched it from top to bottom for clues, but for a while it seemed hopeless.

Then suddenly Herr Heinz darted into a shadowed corner and held up something long and thin. "Here, Herr Herr! Her hair!"
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u gott mee laffing!!!
 
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I was going to get Married to a WOW Lady. My Dad pulled me aside and told me that I could not mary her because She is my Sister. True Story. I talked with her and asked what she tought of me getting fixed and apopting Children. She loved the idea of adopting, but did not want me to get fixed. She introduced me to her Sister who was just as beautiful. My Dad told us that She is his daughter too. We asked about the third Sister, you guess it,his too. This is a true story ahhhh. My Father was the type to sleep around. I told my Mother about this, along with the three Ladies, She dumped him. Called my Uncles, Her Parents as back up.
 
TheLearner said:
I was going to get Married to a WOW Lady. My Dad pulled me aside and told me that I could not mary her because She is my Sister. True Story. I talked with her and asked what she tought of me getting fixed and apopting Children. She loved the idea of adopting, but did not want me to get fixed. She introduced me to her Sister who was just as beautiful. My Dad told us that She is his daughter too. We asked about the third Sister, you guess it,his too. This is a true story ahhhh. My Father was the type to sleep around. I told my Mother about this, along with the three Ladies, She dumped him. Called my Uncles, Her Parents as back up.
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Ouch... You and Luke Skywalker should swap stories.
 
I don't know if this is the right place to ask this question, but I don't get why they call them Smart phones if they can't double as a shoe?
 
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