~Chuckle for the Day~
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I asked old Maud how she lost her husband. She told me her sad story.
“Well, he needed a blood transfusion, but his blood type was not on record, so the doctors asked me if I knew what it was, as they urgently needed to know, in order to save my Norman’s life.
Tragically, I’ve never known his blood type, so I only had time to sit and say goodbye.
I’ll never forget how supportive my Norman was. Even as he was fading away, he kept on whispering to me, “Be positive, be positive!”
That was my Norman! Always thinking of others.”
“Well, he needed a blood transfusion, but his blood type was not on record, so the doctors asked me if I knew what it was, as they urgently needed to know, in order to save my Norman’s life.
Tragically, I’ve never known his blood type, so I only had time to sit and say goodbye.
I’ll never forget how supportive my Norman was. Even as he was fading away, he kept on whispering to me, “Be positive, be positive!”
That was my Norman! Always thinking of others.”
They tried to tell Jeff a baby
giraffe would outgrow his loft apartment.
I was out shopping yesterday. There's a 2023 calendar out now featuring pictures of Dog Shaming.
They've been out for quite awhile.
Did you know that - at some point in time (cannot presently tell you what year it was) a Federal law was passed that requires the price at gas pumps to have the nine-tenths of a cent added...? It is actually illegal for it to not be included. The mechanical workings of every gas pump in the U.S.A. are designed around it - by law.
If you can start the day without caffeine,
-If you can always be cheerful, ignoring aches and pains,
-If you can resist complaining and boring people with your troubles,
-If you can eat the same food every day and be grateful for it,
-If you can understand when your loved ones are too busy to give you any time,
-If you can take criticism and blame without resentment,
-If you can conquer tension without medical help,
-If you can relax without alcohol,
-If you can sleep without the aid of drugs,
Then You Are Probably The Family Dog
And you thought I was going to get all spiritual .......
Handle every Stressful situation like a dog.
If you can't eat it or play with it, pee on it and walk away.
-If you can always be cheerful, ignoring aches and pains,
-If you can resist complaining and boring people with your troubles,
-If you can eat the same food every day and be grateful for it,
-If you can understand when your loved ones are too busy to give you any time,
-If you can take criticism and blame without resentment,
-If you can conquer tension without medical help,
-If you can relax without alcohol,
-If you can sleep without the aid of drugs,
Then You Are Probably The Family Dog
And you thought I was going to get all spiritual .......
Handle every Stressful situation like a dog.
If you can't eat it or play with it, pee on it and walk away.
Thank you Bingo. I never before realized that I'm the family dog. Here all this time I've been identifying as a feline. =^.^=
I would like to identify as retired, but my wallet is notoriously closed-minded."Hey, mistaken identity can happen!" (Little humor)
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