~Chuckle for the Day~
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Yeah, when it comes to nerd stuff, information technology experts are totally IT, man!
A Norwegian friend sent me his new program he developed..
He's calling it Norse code!
He's calling it Norse code!
SOS
An Airbus 380 is on its way across the Atlantic. It flies consistently at
800 km/h at 30,000 feet, when suddenly a Eurofighter with Tempo Mach 2 appears.
The pilot of the fighter jet slows down, flies alongside the Airbus and
greets the pilot of the passenger plane by radio:
*"Airbus, boring flight, isn’t it? Now have a look here!"*
He rolls his jet on its back, accelerates, breaks through the sound barrier,
rises rapidly to a dizzying height, then swoops down almost to sea level in
a breathtaking dive. He loops back next to the Airbus and asks;
*Well, how was that?"*
The Airbus pilot answers: *"Very impressive, but now you look!"*
The jet pilot watches the Airbus, but nothing happens. It continues to fly
stubbornly straight, with the same speed. After 15 minutes, the Airbus
pilot radios,
*"Well, how was that?"*
Confused, the jet pilot asks, *"What did you do?"*
The Airbus pilot laughs and says, *"I got up, stretched my legs, walked to
the back of the aircraft to use the washroom, then* *got a cup of coffee
and a chocolate fudge pastry. *
*The moral of the story is**: *
When you are young, speed and adrenaline seem to be great. But as you get
older and wiser, you learn that comfort and peace are more important.
This is called *S.O.S.: * * Slower, Older, but Smarter. *
Dedicated to all my friends who are like me, now realizing that it's time
to slow down and enjoy the rest of the trip.
An Airbus 380 is on its way across the Atlantic. It flies consistently at
800 km/h at 30,000 feet, when suddenly a Eurofighter with Tempo Mach 2 appears.
The pilot of the fighter jet slows down, flies alongside the Airbus and
greets the pilot of the passenger plane by radio:
*"Airbus, boring flight, isn’t it? Now have a look here!"*
He rolls his jet on its back, accelerates, breaks through the sound barrier,
rises rapidly to a dizzying height, then swoops down almost to sea level in
a breathtaking dive. He loops back next to the Airbus and asks;
*Well, how was that?"*
The Airbus pilot answers: *"Very impressive, but now you look!"*
The jet pilot watches the Airbus, but nothing happens. It continues to fly
stubbornly straight, with the same speed. After 15 minutes, the Airbus
pilot radios,
*"Well, how was that?"*
Confused, the jet pilot asks, *"What did you do?"*
The Airbus pilot laughs and says, *"I got up, stretched my legs, walked to
the back of the aircraft to use the washroom, then* *got a cup of coffee
and a chocolate fudge pastry. *
*The moral of the story is**: *
When you are young, speed and adrenaline seem to be great. But as you get
older and wiser, you learn that comfort and peace are more important.
This is called *S.O.S.: * * Slower, Older, but Smarter. *
Dedicated to all my friends who are like me, now realizing that it's time
to slow down and enjoy the rest of the trip.
