~Chuckle for the Day~
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I truly heard this on the radio & the DJ said it was based on a true story. "One day this man went missing. They compared it to the show where Andy & Helen get trapped in the cave in while Barney got help to rescue them. An hour later the man was found, alive & well except for being intoxicated. He was in the search party looking for himself".
It was true. I was at my son's house last night celebrating my grandson's 19th birthday. We started talking about different things & he told me about this. I replied that I had heard it on the radio. You are probably right about him being there at the start. Although he was really intoxicated, he knew he had to help search for this missing person, but it didn't dawn on him that it was he who they were searching for until about an hour into the search he asked this person to remind him of whom they were searching for. So funny.
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I was at our church's 'Trunk or Treat" last night & remembered something that I'd forgotten for so many years. One of my brothers told it to me. It goes: "RC cola came to town, Coca Cola shot him down. Dr. Pepper patched him up & they all got drunk on 7-Up". Haven't thought of that for years. Hope ya'll have a very blessed day in the Lord today
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A Duck walks into a bar and asks for a Beer and some Cheese sandwiches.
the barman was amazed at this and the Duck asked him why he was so surprised.
The Barman apologised and said that he had never seen a Duck that could talk before.
He asked the Duck what he was doing there. The Duck told him that he was working at a nearby building site and was on a lunch break. The barman asked what he did at the site and was told he was a plasterer.
Not long after after the Duck left the Ring Master of a nearby Circus dropped into the Bar.
The barman told him about the talking Duck and suggested he would be a great act for his Circus.
The Ring master was very keen to see this Duck and left the Barman his Card. He said if the Duck comes in again give him this card and I will arrange an interview.
The next day the Duck returned and ordered the same lunch as before. The barman gave the Duck the
Ring Masters Card. The Duck asked does the Circus have caged Animals and Caravans for the Performers.
The Barman said yes. Then he asked whether it had Canvas walls and a hole in the roof and again the Barman said yes it does. The Duck looked him in the eye and said then why in the world would they need a plasterer?
the barman was amazed at this and the Duck asked him why he was so surprised.
The Barman apologised and said that he had never seen a Duck that could talk before.
He asked the Duck what he was doing there. The Duck told him that he was working at a nearby building site and was on a lunch break. The barman asked what he did at the site and was told he was a plasterer.
Not long after after the Duck left the Ring Master of a nearby Circus dropped into the Bar.
The barman told him about the talking Duck and suggested he would be a great act for his Circus.
The Ring master was very keen to see this Duck and left the Barman his Card. He said if the Duck comes in again give him this card and I will arrange an interview.
The next day the Duck returned and ordered the same lunch as before. The barman gave the Duck the
Ring Masters Card. The Duck asked does the Circus have caged Animals and Caravans for the Performers.
The Barman said yes. Then he asked whether it had Canvas walls and a hole in the roof and again the Barman said yes it does. The Duck looked him in the eye and said then why in the world would they need a plasterer?