~Chuckle for the Day~
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President Trump invited the Pope for lunch on his yacht.
During lunch a puff of wind blew the Pontiff's hat off, right into the water.
It floated off about 50 feet, then the wind died down and it just floated in place.
The crew and the Secret Service were scrambling to launch a boat to go get it,
when the President waved them off, saying,
"Never mind boys, I'll get it.”
Then “The” Donald climbed over the side of the yacht,
walked on the water to the hat,
picked it up,
walked back on the water,
climbed into the yacht,
and handed the Pope his hat.
The crew was speechless,
the security team and the Pope's entourage were bug eyed and speechless.
No one knew what to say, not even the Pope.
But that afternoon,
ABC, CBS, NBC, CNN, MSNBC reported:
"TRUMP CAN'T SWIM”
During lunch a puff of wind blew the Pontiff's hat off, right into the water.
It floated off about 50 feet, then the wind died down and it just floated in place.
The crew and the Secret Service were scrambling to launch a boat to go get it,
when the President waved them off, saying,
"Never mind boys, I'll get it.”
Then “The” Donald climbed over the side of the yacht,
walked on the water to the hat,
picked it up,
walked back on the water,
climbed into the yacht,
and handed the Pope his hat.
The crew was speechless,
the security team and the Pope's entourage were bug eyed and speechless.
No one knew what to say, not even the Pope.
But that afternoon,
ABC, CBS, NBC, CNN, MSNBC reported:
"TRUMP CAN'T SWIM”
Well, I looked up what was said about cows and calf's. And the one called Troll isn't the liar.
And for my part, I have no respect for PeTA.Now back to humor as suggested.
Well, I looked up what was said about cows and calf's. And the one called Troll isn't the liar.
Soooo, just who is a liar?
Friends-not a good line of questioning for a Christian forum, we are best to let slights go ands keep focused on the Truth teller, Jesus.
Found this and wanted to share-https://scontent.fdsm1-1.fna.fbcdn....=62eb514e768a8de15878b8c77b22c5a6&oe=5ECD55FE
It just works against us and can cause us to lose our Joy in the Lord. The "Ignore" function works real well, use it myself.
I once worked at a prison, you got used to ignoring the cat calls of the twisted, we can't react to every utterance from an unbalanced mind, ignoring the leftist, non redeemed, we need to stay focused on Jesus.
Blessings to you brother
I once worked at a prison, you got used to ignoring the cat calls of the twisted, we can't react to every utterance from an unbalanced mind, ignoring the leftist, non redeemed, we need to stay focused on Jesus.
Blessings to you brother
Angry, oldman with poor reading acumen. Or do you feel guilty? Which is it? Since my turn of phrase never implied an individual.
Never mind. Here's a picture of sailing Walrus. Lighten up. Or don't. Your choice.
