~Chuckle for the Day~

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Bingo said:
Subject: 50 dollars is 50 dollars
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Every year for 45 years James and Lucille had gone to the state Fair. Every year James told Lucille he wanted to go on the helicopter flight. "Its only 50 dollars" he would say. Every year Lucille would say "50 dollars is fifty dollars" and that was the end of the discussion.
On their 46th trip to the state Fair James asked to go on the helicopter flight, and Lucille told him that 50 dollars was still 50 dollars.
The helicopter pilot heard their conversation and felt a bit sorry for James. He approached them and told them that he would give them both a ride for free if neither one said a word for the whole flight. If either one said a single word he would charge them the 50 dollars. James and Lucille agree.
The pilot takes off and climbs as fast as he can and immediately goes into a dive, but he doesn't hear a word from the couple. He flys in circles, climbs and dives, zigs, zags, and everything in between. The couple never say a word. Finally he lands the helicopter.
Over the head set he says "I'm really impressed. I did every thing I could to get a reaction from you two."
James says "well, I almost told you to stop when Lucille fell out, but hey, 50 dollars is 50 dollars."
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LOL! Love it. Ty!
 
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Bingo said:
~Humor or Not~

-A WISE MAN ONCE SAID - NOTHING.
-RESPECT YOUR ELDERS; THEY GRADUATED SCHOOL WITHOUT THE INTERNET.
-WHY DO I HAVE TO PRESS "1" FOR ENGLISH? DID WE MOVE?
-WE HAVE ENOUGH GUN CONTROL; WHAT WE NEED IS IDIOT CONTROL.
-BEHIND EVERY ANGRY WOMAN STANDS A MAN WHO HAS ABSOLUTELY NO IDEA WHAT HE DID WRONG.
-INSTEAD OF "SINGLE” - AS A MARITAL STATUS I PREFER "INDEPENDENTLY OWNED AND OPERATED".
-PATIENCE: WHAT YOU HAVE WHEN THERE ARE TOO MANY WITNESSES.
-LET'S STOP SENDING MONEY TO OTHER COUNTRIES AND LET THEM HATE US FOR FREE.
-VEGETARIAN: ANCIENT TRIBAL NAME FOR THE VILLAGE IDIOT WHO CAN'T HUNT, FISH, OR LIGHT FIRES!
-I LOOK AT PEOPLE AND SOMETIMES THINK … "REALLY? THAT'S THE SPERM THAT WON?"
-IN MY DEFENCE I WAS LEFT UNSUPERVISED.
-IF GUNS KILL PEOPLE, THEN PENCILS MISSPELL WORDS, CARS MAKE PEOPLE DRIVE DRUNK, AND SPOONS MAKE PEOPLE FAT.
-CAMPING: WHERE YOU SPEND A SMALL FORTUNE TO LIVE LIKE A HOMELESS PERSON.
-IF MY BODY IS EVER FOUND ON A JOGGING TRAIL JUST KNOW THAT I WAS MURDERED SOMEWHERE ELSE AND DUMPED THERE.
-MY DECISION-MAKING SKILLS CLOSELY RESEMBLE THOSE OF A SQUIRREL WHEN CROSSING THE ROAD....
-SOME THINGS ARE JUST BETTER LEFT UNSAID. AND I USUALLY REALIZE IT RIGHT AFTER I SAY THEM.



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AWWW! C'mon Bingo...do ya gotta tell ALL my secrets??!!
 
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I need a reall,really good laugh to clear the cobwebs in my brin. No sleep times 48 yrs has made me slow and loopy! Someone ....help😂
 
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