can you guys post something funny please?
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Some years ago , I bumped into an old friend that I hadn't seen for a while . I knew that she and her family had had some trouble with her nephew becoming addicted to drugs . I asked her about him and she started to tell me the tale . It was all very sad and she was very emotional while she was telling me all the distressing details and she was obviously upset but , enjoying having someone who was just being quiet and listening to her .
As she's talking away I noticed something . Her face was very round and very pale with her long hair pulled back from it . From just under her right earlobe , a teeny tiny very black spider appeared . Slowly , it was crawling across her cheek , she was oblivious as she was talking none stop about her families woes . I could not get a word in edge ways , the spider was approaching her mouth . My eyes were transfixed on her face , my mouth slightly open as I desperately looked for the right moment to put my hand out and catch it . Suddenly , as she became very very emotional , the spider sped up and dashed into her mouth and disppeared ! I couldn't prevent it . Then I was left with the shock and the guilt . She never knew . Which is probably a good thing .
As she's talking away I noticed something . Her face was very round and very pale with her long hair pulled back from it . From just under her right earlobe , a teeny tiny very black spider appeared . Slowly , it was crawling across her cheek , she was oblivious as she was talking none stop about her families woes . I could not get a word in edge ways , the spider was approaching her mouth . My eyes were transfixed on her face , my mouth slightly open as I desperately looked for the right moment to put my hand out and catch it . Suddenly , as she became very very emotional , the spider sped up and dashed into her mouth and disppeared ! I couldn't prevent it . Then I was left with the shock and the guilt . She never knew . Which is probably a good thing .
I am not familiar with the song, only the cold ice and snow that turns to slush and causes multiple injuries everytime I slip and fall on it.One time a guy sent me the song Cold As Ice by Foreigner and said he thought of me when he'd hear that song. I think he was trying to tell me something
I am listening to the song now, and I think the guy was an idiot, you don't strike me as someone who is cold and heartless.
Well I get the message he was trying to send you, unfortunately, I don't see you as someone who is cold and heartless.One time a guy sent me the song Cold As Ice by Foreigner and said he thought of me when he'd hear that song. I think he was trying to tell me something
He has so many songs that always make me crack up!
For those who can't see facebook links, here it is on youtube:
Thank you
He only thought I was cold because I kept spurning his advancements. I didn't care for his attitude, he wasn't a Christian, and to top it off he didn't even have a beard
Ouch, hopefully not this year!
Your welcome.Thank you
He only thought I was cold because I kept spurning his advancements. I didn't care for his attitude, he wasn't a Christian, and to top it off he didn't even have a beard
Ouch, hopefully not this year!
Ahhh I see, you gave him the brush off because he wasn't me... thats a good reason
Not yet, but this year a miracle occured, the good Lord decided it was time for me to have a car and after 3 years of effort, I finally got my dads car signed into my name. (inherited from his death).Thank you
He only thought I was cold because I kept spurning his advancements. I didn't care for his attitude, he wasn't a Christian, and to top it off he didn't even have a beard
Ouch, hopefully not this year!
That's smashing!! I'm very happy for you!! The year is starting off smashingly and hopefully the smashingness continues!
That's smashing!! I'm very happy for you!! The year is starting off smashingly and hopefully the smashingness continues!
Thanks, now I just need $4,000 to repair the damage my dads landlord caused to the side of the vehicle.
She got high on weed, took it without permission after the insurance lapsed and hit something causing a big dent, we saw the yellow paint and think she hit a light pole in a parking lot.
Thanks I appreciate it. yeah, I am getting unpacked from my move and getting set up to finish my tourism course this year.