can you guys post something funny please?

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At this point, Jesus doesn't need to take the wheel....
He need to pull over & spank some of y'all with His flip-flop!
 
If you think you are smarter than the last generation......
years ago the car owner's manual showed you how to adjust the valves.
Today, it warns you not to drink the contents of the battery.:ROFL:
 
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The more I get to know people, the more I realize why Noah let animals on the ark.
 
Marriage is like a deck of cards.... in the beginning all you need are two hearts & a diamond. By the end, you wish you had a club & a spade.
 
Dear optomist, pessimist & realist....
While you were arguing about the half glass of water, I drank it!
Sincerely, , the opportunist
 
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Brain cells, hair cells & skin cells all constantly die,
but fat cells seem to have erternal life.
Now look in your church, and it all makes sense.;)
 
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throwing it away a week before I need it.
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WOW! You actually throw it away???
We've been cleaning out passed loved ones estates and well, let's just say they may have been born/raised during the great depression, but they died thinking they were still in it (Never threw ANYTHING out no matter how junky it had become)
 
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YHello said:
I deal with a stressful person everyday at my house and I really hope you guys can share some funny stuff please? Thanks
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Q: What do they call newborns in Belgium?
A: Brussels sprouts

If you drive by a cornfield in the still of the night, you can hear the great hominy coming from the front row. They learn by ear.
Shucks. Now I'm just stalking you. Don't get your hair in a tassel. I'm leafing, now. Glean what you can.
 
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