can you guys post something funny please?

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Fillan

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An Englishman and an Irishman go to a bakery. The Englishman steals three buns and puts them into his pockets and leaves. He says to the Irishman: “That took great skill and guile to steal those buns. The owner didn’t even see me.”

“That’s just simple thievery,” the Irishman replied. “I’ll show you how to do it the honest way and get the same results.”
The Irishman then proceeded to call out the owner of the bakery and says: “Sir, I want to show you a magic trick.” The owner was intrigued so he came over to see the magic trick.
The Irishman asked him for a bun and then he proceeded to eat it. He asked two more times and after eating them again the owner says: “Okay my friend, where’s the magic trick?”
The Irishman then said: “Look in the Englishman’s pockets.”


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Karlon

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my nephew who has an iq of 196, made a deal with his parents. he asked them to give him the money it would cost to go to college. they did & he retired!
 

BillG

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A truck carrying incontinence pants has shed its load on the M3 motorway…
Police are warning of delays due to rubberknickers.
 

ForgiveMeGod

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Some people just seem to need a group of people to hate. They are unhappy unless they have some group to focus their anger on.

I don't understand it, but I think I'm glad I don't.
i don’t understand it either. That’s what slowly pulled me away from politics the last two years, cause I noticed the hate from both sides. It was just too much.