can you guys post something funny please?
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Godsgirl83
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there on top of his head......this is the last straw,
I'm never looking for my husband's glasses 'again'!!!
just kidding, thinking that this will never end,
but don't really care...
An elderly lady was well-known for her faith and for her boldness in talking about it. She would stand on her front porch and shout “PRAISE THE LORD!”
Next door to her lived an atheist who would get so angry at her proclamations he would shout, “There ain’t no Lord!!”
Hard times set in on the elderly lady, and she prayed for GOD to send her some assistance. She stood on her porch and shouted “PRAISE THE LORD. GOD I NEED FOOD!! I AM HAVING A HARD TIME. PLEASE LORD, SEND ME SOME GROCERIES!!”
The next morning the lady went out on her porch and noted a large bag of groceries and shouted, “PRAISE THE LORD.”
The neighbor jumped from behind a bush and said, “Aha! I told you there was no Lord. I bought those groceries, God didn’t.”
The lady started jumping up and down and clapping her hands and said, “PRAISE THE LORD. He not only sent me groceries, but He made the devil pay for them. Praise the Lord!”
Next door to her lived an atheist who would get so angry at her proclamations he would shout, “There ain’t no Lord!!”
Hard times set in on the elderly lady, and she prayed for GOD to send her some assistance. She stood on her porch and shouted “PRAISE THE LORD. GOD I NEED FOOD!! I AM HAVING A HARD TIME. PLEASE LORD, SEND ME SOME GROCERIES!!”
The next morning the lady went out on her porch and noted a large bag of groceries and shouted, “PRAISE THE LORD.”
The neighbor jumped from behind a bush and said, “Aha! I told you there was no Lord. I bought those groceries, God didn’t.”
The lady started jumping up and down and clapping her hands and said, “PRAISE THE LORD. He not only sent me groceries, but He made the devil pay for them. Praise the Lord!”
I laughed out loud... Well played... They have done accurate Gospels and book of Acts as well though...
I think you should have open and honest communication with this person, and let your feelings go in a very subtle way. Its not good that you should undergo stress, although it can happen to the best of us.
I have an important thing to say to the pastor of the church, he said, to make a long story short. I said, I saw the second coming of Jesus Christ
Coming in clouds
, but I didn't see his face. The priest said, "if you don't see his face, how do you know that he is Jesus?" I said, "I see a huge cross." the priest said, "it's like you know me, you know what I look like, I say, (did I read a fake Bible)
Coming in clouds
, but I didn't see his face. The priest said, "if you don't see his face, how do you know that he is Jesus?" I said, "I see a huge cross." the priest said, "it's like you know me, you know what I look like, I say, (did I read a fake Bible)
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Godsgirl83
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Dude, it seems you're shy to show your face. "Steve" wanted to be "Jessica ", but the surgery was failed.
I see your two "points" on the T-shirt. Wear bra instead of mask if you are Jessica.
