Definition of stress? The mind controlling the body's natural tendency to want to choke somebody for staling your parking spot!
First I was like
Have you ever seen a rabbit take a bath?
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Just how alive is this wabbit?
I'M GONNA CATCH A WABBIT! I'm GONNA CATCH A WABBIT!!!
A WABBIT!? Oh Bruddah, here we go again!
Today after church I was looking for my kids so we could leave. I went into the fellowship room and I made I contact with this boy. I wanted to ask him if he knew where my kids were.
He comes over and says to me "You're half deaf!"
Me; ( in a loud voice) What?
HIm: (yelling) You're half deaf!
Me: What?
It cracked me up.![]()
"SPEAK UP! I CAN'T HEAR YOU!"WHAT??!! SAY THAT AGAIN PLEASE!Hahaha... Yeah, I have the same problem. In fact some women and children have voices that are in a range where they are garbled to me. I can have them repeat 3 or 4 times with no success.![]()
BAD OH PUDDY TAT!!!!I taught I taw a puddie tat!
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I had actually heard him fine that time. I could see in his eye that he was up to something. I was just messing with him, at least this time.Hahaha... Yeah, I have the same problem. In fact some women and children have voices that are in a range where they are garbled to me. I can have them repeat 3 or 4 times with no success.![]()
I know! Right?What I want to know is WHY WHY WHY is it that my kids can make SO MUCH NOISE and be heard all over the house and yard (we have over 2 acres and can still hear them sometimes like they're right by me) and yet when they ask for something, or talk to us it's so soft you can't hear them? THEN I really feel old saying
View attachment 200481 "SPEAK UP! I CAN'T HEAR YOU!"