can you guys post something funny please?

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Overheard a young child at a grocery store dairy case -

"Look mommy, chocolate eggs!"

(brown country eggs)
 
book of glaciers, who's church is frozen in progress

"You foolish Glaciers, who have bewitched you" Apostle Paul
 
God makes a surprise visit to the Pearly Gates and says “I want the men to make two lines — one line for the men that dominated their women on earth, and the other line for the men who were dominated by their women. Also, I want all the women to go with St Peter.”

The next time God looked, the women are gone, and there are two lines. The line for the men who were dominated by their women was 100 miles long, and in the line of men who dominated their women there was only one man.

God got mad and said “You men should be ashamed of yourselves. I created you in my image and you were all whipped by your mates. Look at the only one of my sons who stood up and made me proud. Learn from him! Tell them, my son, how did you manage to be the only one in this line?”

The man surprised and confused replied “I don’t know, my wife told me to stand here.”
Joel Osteen
 
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Solemateleft said:
God makes a surprise visit to the Pearly Gates and says “I want the men to make two lines — one line for the men that dominated their women on earth, and the other line for the men who were dominated by their women. Also, I want all the women to go with St Peter.”

The next time God looked, the women are gone, and there are two lines. The line for the men who were dominated by their women was 100 miles long, and in the line of men who dominated their women there was only one man.

God got mad and said “You men should be ashamed of yourselves. I created you in my image and you were all whipped by your mates. Look at the only one of my sons who stood up and made me proud. Learn from him! Tell them, my son, how did you manage to be the only one in this line?”

The man surprised and confused replied “I don’t know, my wife told me to stand here.”
Joel Osteen
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