bring him some bean burritos and you got 21 questionsI had an auntie named Ong, which is pronounced with an upward inflection at the end so that it sounded like a question, like, "Ong?"
One time, my uncle farted, and she answered, "Yes?"
Albert Einstein was a genius but his brother Frank was a monster.![]()
but, they'd never been so close before

the younger folks probably won't get this one![]()