can you guys post something funny please?
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ok, how does one edit? thanks danielWow, that looks great.
If it were me editing, it would just have scribbles over the words
"If we hire you - you can work here, but your pets have to stay at home..."
There's nothing Christian about the make believe super man or the American way for that matter.
How is this Christians comedy?.... just asking for a friend
Good for a joke; however, "having your loins girt about with truth" is describing the vesture that is a central and indispensable part of the armor.
Yeah, this one created some fun discussions with the kids.Good for a joke; however, "having your loins girt about with truth" is describing the vesture that is a central and indispensable part of the armor.
A redneck couple went to see their doctor. They had 9 children and wanted no more. The doctor was pleased, but asked them why. The couple said that they heard that one out of ten people born in America was Mexican. They did not want another child because neither of them spoke Spanish.
The most accurate news reporting since the turn of the century...
Why do I get a Jay Leno "headlines" scene running in my head while reading this?
Oh, no! I have 9 kids! I better warn my husband about a possible 10th. Lol
All I Really Need to Know I Learned from the Noah's Ark story
1. Don't miss the boat.
2. Don't forget that we're all in the same boat.
3. Plan ahead. It wasn't raining when Noah built the ark.
4. Stay fit. When you're 600 years old, someone might ask you to do something REALLY big.
5. Don't listen to critics; just get on with what has to be done.
6. Build your future on high ground.
7. For safety's sake, travel in pairs.
8. Two heads are better than one.
9. Speed isn't always an advantage; the snails were on board with the cheetahs. (and the turtles)
10. When you're stressed, float awhile.
11. Remember that the ark was built by amateurs; the Titanic was built by professionals.
12. Remember that woodpeckers inside are a larger threat than the storm outside.
13. No matter the storm, when you're one with God ------- there's a rainbow waiting.
1. Don't miss the boat.
2. Don't forget that we're all in the same boat.
3. Plan ahead. It wasn't raining when Noah built the ark.
4. Stay fit. When you're 600 years old, someone might ask you to do something REALLY big.
5. Don't listen to critics; just get on with what has to be done.
6. Build your future on high ground.
7. For safety's sake, travel in pairs.
8. Two heads are better than one.
9. Speed isn't always an advantage; the snails were on board with the cheetahs. (and the turtles)
10. When you're stressed, float awhile.
11. Remember that the ark was built by amateurs; the Titanic was built by professionals.
12. Remember that woodpeckers inside are a larger threat than the storm outside.
13. No matter the storm, when you're one with God ------- there's a rainbow waiting.