Not even barely edible.....
Thankfully my homeschool kids are learning/have learned cursive AND how to tell time on analog. The phone they could figure our and even though we don't own a TV, they know how to figure out a remote better than I can.
I imagine you would have thought something altogether different if you had found a snake under that log...One day I was out for a walk and came across a log. Rolled the log over and found a stick and was like, "That log had a child!"