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Lanolin

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The one with special guest bacon

Monica is offered a job as specialty bacon chef at the Plaza Hotel. Meanwhile, Ross discovers that wild pigs lived during the Cretaceous period as well as dinosaurs, which completely blows his mind.
 

Pengwyn

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A World Without Bacon (A world without thieves)

One Missed Bacon (One missed call)

Memories of Bacon (Memories of Murder)

Cold Bacon (Cold Eyes)
 

TimothyGirl

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(A thread I find I can't resist!! 😂😂)

The Land Before Bacon

Or... to be a little more creative (Sorry -- I couldn't resist!!)

Bacon joke.jpg
 

Lynx

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The Last BaconFighter: an action movie about a little pig who spends most of his days doing chores around the farm, but spends his free time playing strategy games and dreaming of one day saving the world. One day he beats his favorite strategy game and an alien who made the game comes and takes him to save the Galaxy from evil conquerors in a real life version of that game.

I might possibly have read The last Starfighter more than once when I was a kid.
 

cinder

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The Last BaconFighter: an action movie about a little pig who spends most of his days doing chores around the farm, but spends his free time playing strategy games and dreaming of one day saving the world. One day he beats his favorite strategy game and an alien who made the game comes and takes him to save the Galaxy from evil conquerors in a real life version of that game.

I might possibly have read The last Starfighter more than once when I was a kid.
I liked that movie, theoretically.
 

Lanolin

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Bridget Jones's Bacon

9:15pm
rashers eaten 10 , glasses of wine drunk 6, cigarettes smoked 15, weight 200 pounds (over! Gah!)
must cut down on cigarettes.
 

tourist

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Tennessee
Bridget Jones's Bacon

9:15pm
rashers eaten 10 , glasses of wine drunk 6, cigarettes smoked 15, weight 200 pounds (over! Gah!)
must cut down on cigarettes.
I used to be a smoking man back in the day.
 

Lanolin

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The Bacon-sizzlers club

Need a bacon-sizzler? Save time, call and reach 4 experienced sizzlers!

Krispy Thomas, President
Claudia Kishi-Kebab, Vice President
Stacy Big Mac, Treasurer
Mary Anne Frier, Secretary

The Bacon-sizzlers are open for business! Krispy has a great idea, why not form a Bacon-sizzler club for those time poor Bacon lovers who cant cook or bring home any to save their lives? Let the bacon-sizzlers do it for you! Now you can come home to the saliva inducing smell of bacon waiting just for you.
 

BlessedByGod

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The Bacon-sizzlers club

Need a bacon-sizzler? Save time, call and reach 4 experienced sizzlers!

Krispy Thomas, President
Claudia Kishi-Kebab, Vice President
Stacy Big Mac, Treasurer
Mary Anne Frier, Secretary

The Bacon-sizzlers are open for business! Krispy has a great idea, why not form a Bacon-sizzler club for those time poor Bacon lovers who cant cook or bring home any to save their lives? Let the bacon-sizzlers do it for you! Now you can come home to the saliva inducing smell of bacon waiting just for you.
I want to Bacon Sit! Me and my friends Tomatoe, Lettuce, Avacado, whipped dressing and Country Bread would gladly sit Free O' Charge😁!
 

Lanolin

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I want to Bacon Sit! Me and my friends Tomatoe, Lettuce, Avacado, whipped dressing and Country Bread would gladly sit Free O' Charge😁!
You can start the spin off BLT club

I changed it to the bacon-sizzlers club, but bacon sitting can be arranged for those who want to stay with the bacons and keep them occupied.
 

BlessedByGod

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You can start the spin off BLT club

I changed it to the bacon-sizzlers club, but bacon sitting can be arranged for those who want to stay with the bacons and keep them occupied.
Nope, your Totally right, BLT Club is the one I want to start😂. Thanks for the assist!
 

Lanolin

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The BLT Club

Tomato, Lettuce, Avocado, Mayo and Country Bread are five different types that have to stay behind on detention for being misfits at culinary school. They only meet once, but it will change their lives forever...
Before the day is over, they will have bared their souls and touched each other in a way they never dreamed possible
 
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flygplan

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28 bacons later