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I don’t think so...lol.Maybe I'm single by choice.
Maybe I have women lining up to hear my sweet fart music.
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I don’t think so...lol.Maybe I'm single by choice.
Maybe I have women lining up to hear my sweet fart music.
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Dude.....Maybe I'm single by choice.
Maybe I have women lining up to hear my sweet fart music.
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See, that's what I'm talking about. ROMANCE IS ALL FOR THE GIRL! I'd like to meet a girl to write and sing WITH!

Agree.
A girl will love you for your own natural talents.
Why do guys like fart jokes. This is a real question too. What's so funny about a fart?
I asked my young adult son that very question last night. He passed gas in the kitchen just as I walked in. He said excuse me and cracked up laughing. Why is that funny? I've always wondered that.
I think it's really cute when a guy uses his talents to impress the girl. Like if he's a baker, he could make her a cake. If he's an artist, he could draw her something special.
Ooooo if he's a singer, he could write her a song and sing it to her. Swoon! Like he could wake her up by playing an instrument or by singing at her window. I would definitely like that! haha
He could also be a writer and write beautiful poems about me!
If I had a guy, I would cook for him or make some concoctions that I've learned in the kitchen lately. I really enjoy baking, but I'm not professional with it like some of my sisters here. I just do it for fun every once in a while. I don't have an awesome talent, but I am very organized and enjoy a structured life. If I were married, I would definitely make sure his clothes are fresh, cleaned and ironed.
Now my question is...do any guys here write poetry or songs?![]()
Let me ask YOU a question.
Why do women NOT find farts funny?
Why is that?
What terrible lacking in the soul prevents a woman from appreciating the eternal humor of the fart?
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Hmm..maybe because it's disgusting? It's like when people burp and don't cover their mouths or say "excuse me." It's unladylike and disturbing to me.
I understand it's normal to fart...but to laugh about it? That's just a lame joke to me. There's no talent required.
I'll give my husband a relaxin foot and back massage
I'll Pack for him a healthy lunch for work
Get ready his clean clothes and shoes every morning
And I'll be his caring nurse when he is sickView attachment 197287
HimA warm hug and a kiss on my forehead in the morning
An I love you message everyday (text or face to face )
Making me a cup of coffee
And him making sure to eat dinner with me everyday.
And telling me about how his day went and ask me sweetly how's mine.
And the most romantic one is when he is giving me all of his money![]()
When God created all things, he proclaimed all things to be good.
Are you saying farts aren't good?
Don't you read the Old Testament?
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Maybe people did not fart in the Garden of Eden. And even if they did, doesn't mean everyone has to joke about it. I'm not complaining about farts. I'm just saying that fart jokes are lame.![]()
Thank you sir TouristYou will make a wonderful wife one day, sooner rather than later. Everything on your list is a good thing to do for your husband to be.