Are you a pirate or a ninja?
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Ha ha ha. This is awesome.
And, isn't it obvious???
I am a Pi-rinja (after all, hybrids such as vampire/werewolf half-breeds are all the rage nowadays.) My father was pirate and my mother was a ninja.
The Ninja side of me sneaks up on people. The Pirate side wants to snarl, "AAAAARRRRRRRHHH, MATEY!!!!"
Which would totally defeat the purpose of sneaking up on someone. Hmm.
Back to the drawing board on this one. (Both sides want total domination!!)
The best thing about being half-pirate? I totally don't have to shave!
And, isn't it obvious???
I am a Pi-rinja (after all, hybrids such as vampire/werewolf half-breeds are all the rage nowadays.) My father was pirate and my mother was a ninja.
The Ninja side of me sneaks up on people. The Pirate side wants to snarl, "AAAAARRRRRRRHHH, MATEY!!!!"
Which would totally defeat the purpose of sneaking up on someone. Hmm.
Back to the drawing board on this one. (Both sides want total domination!!)
The best thing about being half-pirate? I totally don't have to shave!
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Thin, stealthy and Asian.
Blunt, skulls and scurvy.
[video=youtube;u9-kkZTBDGk]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u9-kkZTBDGk[/video]
Sailing the seven seas of metal
We thirst for blood, your ship is in our sights
Taste a broadside from our cannons of steel
Before our cutlasses of metal you shall kneel
We are Heavy Metal Pirates
We sail across the sky
In our battleships of cosmic steel
We're the terror up on high
We are Heavy Metal Pirates
Our cutlasses are true
So give us all your treasure
Or soon we'll come for you
The wind is in our sails, and fate is on our side
So raise the Jolly Roger and sail into the night
We're warriors of steel upon the Spanish Main
No quarter for the poseurs, we'll bring 'em death and pain
We are Heavy Metal Pirates
We sail across the sky
In our battleships of cosmic steel
We're the terror up on high
We are Heavy Metal Pirates
Our cutlasses are true
So give us all your treasure
Or soon we'll come for you
Blunt, skulls and scurvy.
[video=youtube;u9-kkZTBDGk]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u9-kkZTBDGk[/video]
Sailing the seven seas of metal
We thirst for blood, your ship is in our sights
Taste a broadside from our cannons of steel
Before our cutlasses of metal you shall kneel
We are Heavy Metal Pirates
We sail across the sky
In our battleships of cosmic steel
We're the terror up on high
We are Heavy Metal Pirates
Our cutlasses are true
So give us all your treasure
Or soon we'll come for you
The wind is in our sails, and fate is on our side
So raise the Jolly Roger and sail into the night
We're warriors of steel upon the Spanish Main
No quarter for the poseurs, we'll bring 'em death and pain
We are Heavy Metal Pirates
We sail across the sky
In our battleships of cosmic steel
We're the terror up on high
We are Heavy Metal Pirates
Our cutlasses are true
So give us all your treasure
Or soon we'll come for you
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Seoulsearch, we're like sisters! I am a mixture as well.
My mother is a tiny, short Asian ninja. But when ever I go shopping with her, one moment she's there, the next, she's gone! She can also throw things at people with deathly precision.
My father is a tall, hairy, bearded European pirate. He enjoys his rum and has sailed around the world with his family. When he was younger, he used to work with his father building boats. He's generally angry with quite a potty mouth.
But I think being the offspring of a pirate and a ninja has cancelled all their qualities out of me, leaving me something entirely different. My balance isn't that great, terrible at trowing anything at a short distance, boats are nice, but I'm not that fond of them. Don't like drinking, swearing, being overly loud all the time. I'm not that hairy.
But I am really good at hiding, was always the last person to be found during hide and seek. That's about it.
My mother is a tiny, short Asian ninja. But when ever I go shopping with her, one moment she's there, the next, she's gone! She can also throw things at people with deathly precision.
My father is a tall, hairy, bearded European pirate. He enjoys his rum and has sailed around the world with his family. When he was younger, he used to work with his father building boats. He's generally angry with quite a potty mouth.
But I think being the offspring of a pirate and a ninja has cancelled all their qualities out of me, leaving me something entirely different. My balance isn't that great, terrible at trowing anything at a short distance, boats are nice, but I'm not that fond of them. Don't like drinking, swearing, being overly loud all the time. I'm not that hairy.
But I am really good at hiding, was always the last person to be found during hide and seek. That's about it.
