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Kellogg's just lost a customer.
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Yep, and the same goes for Skittles...they have a gray bag now in honor of Gay pride....Kellogg's just lost a customer.
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I have been using porridge for about 7 years now and it completely changed my energy when lifting weightsI never liked cornflakes and special k after found out that most of it was actually sugar.
You shouldnt be eating that stuff for breakfast.
if you have to eat cereal, seventh day adventists own Sanitarium.
I would go for porridge though, much healthier and also hot.
I like the idea of just sitting quietly sometimes. I often wonder what it was like to hang out with the original quakersthough Quakers dont actually own the oats.
They did however, start the chocolate industry.
Man, you really put some thought into that one!I often wonder what the deal is. Why are so many CEOS so eager to please this miniscule portion of the population? Are they just trying to make the selection of who gets to go to the big bunker before WWIII?
Sometimes I get the feeling that if a minority group of mouse eaters rose up and started yelling, "Hey yeah, we eat mice and we're sick and tired of being discriminated for it!!" you'd see CEOs one by one bending to the mouse eating portion of the population (all 5 of them). Coke would issue a directive to it's employees that the next one that kills a mouse without preserving it's body for the mouse eaters (ME) is FIRED, and specially marked cans contain a surprise morsel!
KFC would undergo rigid inspections to ensure that no mouse is accidentally cooked and served to customers.
Cat pictures would be viewed as 'mousist' and is prohibited from display on advertisements and rear window decals on 1975 Ford trucks. Disney ads would only show Mickey on a kebab.
Subway would publicize a new "Mousemite" sandwich featuring cheese and peppercorns.
Porn channels would feature mice and their reproductive habits, with eager ME watching in glee.
All kinds of products would be renamed and repackaged. Michelob would be called Micelobe. Mice eaters would only use traps that worked to preserve the aroma and succulence of the dinner entre. Smithfield hams would switch to mice, depicting mice hams in delectable pictures designed to water the mouth of every ME in the nation, processing 2000 hams to a package.
Mice eaters would only use traps that worked to preserve the aroma and succulence of the dinner entre.
Yeah, it's crazy out there.
I always thought the old Toucan Sam from the cereal called Fruit loops was low-key gay but with the new one there is no question lol.
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we once had a mayor of our city who owned a cereal company.
He didnt last long as mayor, being CEO of a cereal company and a mayor are two different jobs. lol
Look up Dick Hubbard.