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  1. Lynx

    When I Die

    Kind of a morbid topic, but... What do you want to happen when you die? Do you want to be cremated? Where do you want your ashes scattered? Buried? Tossed in the ocean, burial at sea? Do you want a traditional Southern funeral? A traditional Northern funeral? Memorial service? Irish Wake...
  2. Lynx

    Eli vs Samuel

    Can someone explain this to me? When God told Samuel to go be a prophet, God also had some rough things to say about Eli. Eli was the high priest and Eli's boys were abusing their position, for fun and profit. God said he was gonna deal with all three of them, Eli and his boys too, personally...
  3. Lynx

    How Wrong Can You Be?

    No this is not a political diatribe or theological rant. "You believe THAT?! How wrong can you be?" This is a serious question. When do you want your spouse to correct you and when do you want to be left alone to be wrong? How wrong can you be before you want to be corrected? Everybody hates...
  4. Lynx

    Wishlist

    What are you hoping to buy someday soon? Yup. That's as deep as this thread gets. At least at the start. I don't mean pie-in-the-sky stuff. A personal yacht big enough to live on full-time, a Bugatti Veyron, a private island... Varth! We could spend all year talking about stuff we will never...
  5. Lynx

    There's Something You Should Know...

    It has been a while since we had one of these threads. If you were about to get married, what would your fiance(e) need to know? Any old thing. Do you snore so much you will need a seperate bedroom? Does your dog sleep in your bed, and you can't bear to kick him out? Do you always greet the...
  6. Lynx

    Get Out And VOTE!

    I have found my candidate, the only team I can be confident enough about to vote for this year. I don't have any faith in any other party or candidates, but I feel like these guys can bring us through the years ahead. They understand the working man and they are always there to help us...
  7. Lynx

    Would you ever eat...?

    Recently I overheard somebody talking in QUITE a disparaging manner about what somebody else was eating. To hear her talk, no REAL human would each such a thing. So I thought I'd start this thread. It's kind of an audience participation thread. You answer the previous post's question, then...
  8. Lynx

    Questions That Need Answers

    "I've got better questions Than I have answers..." - Todd Agnew I have some questions that need answering. Why do we park on a driveway and drive on a parkway? If I PARK on a PARKway I'll get a traffic ticket. It's called a PARKway so I should be able to PARK there. And there's nowhere to...
  9. Lynx

    "Where Do You See Yourself..."

    "...In (retirement) years?" A lot of us here (not all) are single, and a good chunk of us are not kids any more. I'm only 46 but I've been thinking lately about what I want my life to be when I retire. Such thoughts got me curious about the rest of you. For those already retired: - What...
  10. Lynx

    Songs That Make You Think

    Ever hear a song that says something that makes you ponder it for a while? That's what this thread is for. If you heard a song that made you think, I'd like to hear it.
  11. Lynx

    YAP YAP YAP!

    Yes, it's time for YAP! Yet Another Political thread! Admittedly there seems to already be more than enough YAPping going on around here. In fact there's so much YAPping that one can barely hear oneself think lately. And I know it's only going to get worse as this year slogs on. By the time...
  12. Lynx

    Just Give It Up!

    Simple premise: What would someone who marries you have to give up? I don't mean things that are blatantly unchristian - something innocuous, something absolutely normal, something nobody would think would get on your nerves until you told them. My aunt Diane has a texture problem with...
  13. Lynx

    The Chicken Or The Egg

    Which came first? Who cares? This thread is not about that. (I'm going to solve that though. I placed an order on Amazon.com for one chicken and one egg. I'll let you know which comes first.) This thread is about which is more tasty, the chicken or the egg? And it's not as simple as it...
  14. Lynx

    Conversation Between Me And Bro

    Yesterday my brother sent me a link: Then we had the following conversation:
  15. Lynx

    The Side-Eye

    What about you makes people give you the ole side-eye? What do you do that makes people look at you funny? Do you have an eye that twitches a lot for no reason? Do you do funny voices for your own amusement? Do you skate everywhere on rollerblades? Is it intentional or something you can't do...
  16. Lynx

    A New Thread

    This is a new thread. A nice, pristine, shiny, new thread. Gee I hope it doesn't get overrun with people carrying their arguments all over the forum...
  17. Lynx

    Just Can't Trust Those Hellman's Snobs

    This thread is about the weirdest excuses you have ever seen people use for looking down on other people. To kick this thread off, I have made a new joke! Well... It's an observation, one that is really too true to be a joke. It's something that really does happen here in the South, but nobody...
  18. Lynx

    McDonald's

    Jim Gaffigan once said: What is your McDonald's? What do you do, that you always regret, but you know you'll do it again later? Energy drinks? Bad romantic relationship? Something you're allergic to, but eat anyway? The latest Netflix series, that you know won't be good, but you watch...
  19. Lynx

    Pick Up Da Phone!

    Just curious: How many would answer the phone these days? With robocalls, scams, and all your real friends texting or facebook/snapchat/whatsapp/etc contacting you, who actually takes a phone call anymore? If I called you right now, would you answer?
  20. Lynx

    In Case Of Outage...

    What do y'all do when the forum is down? The time that you would have spent on the forum, where do you spend it instead? Me, I have the forum up on a side screen and keep up with it while I'm playing a video game. And listening to a YouTube stand-up comedy routine. And dealing with whatever...