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If the world is going to end soon, what does it matter if you drink coffee? Might as well be caffeinated for the end of the world. You will probably need your energy.

Oh. That's why I have not seen them. I decided long ago that it was better for my digestion if I avoid that and BDF. Also better for my blood pressure.

Uh... Okay. Right. Did he want you to wear a handkerchief on your head too? I hear that goes along with it in some of those churches. I have to ask. What scripture did he use for this?

And I can't figure out why you want me around. I'm not the smartest person I have ever met. But somehow that doesn't matter, No it really never mattered to you at all. And at the risk of wearing out my welcome. At the risk of self-discovery, I'll take every moment, And every minute that you...

Hmmm? Who is in these cliques?

Wait, what? Why would he require you to give up coffee? As long as you don't nag him incessantly to try it, what's it to him if you drink coffee?

"All my dates have been the square root of -100. A solid 10, but also imaginary." There are two problems with getting a date with a 10. One, a 10 is perfectly aware that she can get something better than us. Two, there is a reason she drove herself to become a 10. You probably don't want...

The Bible doesn't record where David or Samson or Enoch or Moses or Jezebel had a stomach bug either. It wasn't exactly germane to the story...

How did that last one get in there? Some people consider filthy restrooms to be a turn-on?

You started talking soon as I sat down Giving me tips on love Saying how I was good-looking The kind of guy most women were dreaming of Then after just about an hour or so You started pointing out the girls I should get to know Sure enough, I thought I fell in love You kept saying, "Go, man...

Are you TRYING to start a war?! :p

Ooooooh no... No, The comment about tact and charisma checks was directed at subhumanoidal. I quoted his rather abrasive comment to indicate I was replying to him.

Sometimes you have to step back to see the big picture. Thankee.

Garfield: I heard that mice carry disease. Mouse: Do you believe everything you hear? Garfield: Yup. Mouse: I heard that if you swing a dead cat around your head at the stroke of midnight by the light of a full moon, it will bring you good luck. Garfield: Touche.

I don't get it. New dance move?

With tact like that I bet you fail every charisma check in every video game ever.

Howdy and welcome to the Forum.

Also, howdy and welcome to the Forum.

"You can't keep a bird from flying over your head, but you can keep him from making a nest in your beard."

Howdy and welcome to the Forum. Nobody here knows anything about you yet. You're going to have to give them something to work with. I recommend posting in some ongoing conversations. Give people a chance to get a feel for your personality.