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Thanks Gar, so glad you noticed, I have been throwing my best flirt lines her way and to no avail. I am down to my last couple then out of luck. Could you clue her in before I am forced to desperate measures and open up, read, and use the lines from a book I have hanging around. 101 best...

hump (hŭmp) n. 1. A rounded mass or protuberance, such as the fleshy structure on the back of a camel or of some cattle. 2. A deformity of the back in humans caused by an abnormal convex curvature of the upper spine. a. A low mound of earth; a hummock. b. A mountain range. 5. Chiefly British...

There is no doubt in my mind nor would I even attempt to argue that you are not a more well read person than myself. The magical world that the printed word can take us to, expanding our minds and the sheer adventure it is. You could school me on the differences in the English language and...

No interruptions please while I am still doing my end zone dance

Sister ya can't handle this smoke. I am on a roll, put one on the scoreboard so gloves are off. Just ducking and weaving all those punches now. Put a fork in it cause baby this turkey is dooooooooooone. Me and Santana are teaming up to bring this little ditty to ya's ;)

Yeah let the official score no longer read 0-1659278 but 1-1659278 ;)...................LOL I am closing in so be afraid be very afraid..........LOL

Agree really funny. In fact find both of you are with real hearts of gold. Only thing lacking is like a person who finds it cute to tease a puppy. Holding something out in front of it so it barks and charges. Then you remove the item and laugh as he looks around then chases his tail cause he...

Screw around: to waste time with unproductive activity https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/screw%20around Ruck hump...I often get emails from soldiers and civilians who are training for Ranger or Special Forces courses on how to prepare for ruck marches. Many civilians training to join...

Not at all, not even remotely what I said. In your opening message you said "I was thinking on this when I observed that I was going out with some friends on a day trip to an island, and the ferry said you can take one bag and it has to be a zipped bag ..........." I then replied, "If I am...

Oh that is why the the squiggly lines was under that word.............Doooooooh

It's not normally me, like the commercial says I stayed at a Holiday Inn last night.

All I can say is dear sweat 1ofthem and Gardenias, women who make even the painting Mona Lisa furrow with a deep frown when she gazes upon your canvases of painted beauty. Each stroke by the master hand of heaven itself what can compare. Helen of Troy has been know to kick rocks when she saw...

No habla ingles

She is single that is what one dish, heck could ya have made it harder and said she had to do 100 hundred strokes of her hair with her brush. My word....LOL

Hey if you are gonna hit below the belt at least when you are winding up warn a guy huh...........LOL

Yeah figured that would be the answer. I will be over here in the corner sulking if needed..........LOL

Ahhhhhhh guilting and pushing the envelope. Throw in you will pull to the side of the road and wait for a guy to come by and ask what is wrong and you play damsel in distress and say may be my oil needs changed. You can find everything you will need in trunk. I think I am gonna have to...

My word this we girls stick together is getting way out of hand gonna make a guy nervous ya know....LOL

Oh come on the lizard lips is just what seals it and brings it on home.............LOL

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