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I'm single because I work at McDonald's. My low-fat, artificially flavored milkshake don't bring nothing to the yard. Even dogs and cats don't want it.

I'm about to go out for a spin on my bike. I could say I'm still single because girls can't catch me.

I'm single because I spend my weekends working on my chat pop-ups. If you don't know what that means, congratulations. You're not an old nerd like me. Pop-ups were long strings of text, usually with color coding, that were saved in your chat client script for later recall with a short command...

Sorry. I'm a little short right now. I can spare two. But I'll need that back before Thursday.

Just don't ever stand directly below my branch. It all has to fall somewhere...

*Lynx sits back on his haunches and caterwauls "That's my story and I'm sticking to it."

When you take a nap your metabolism slows down. Or I think it does. I can hang out here for months.

Chapter and verse on that also? What prophecies are you citing?

Chapter and verse on that?

When that happens I take a nap on a tree branch and wait for them to run out of breath.

Nah, they never have any really good candy after Halloween. Halloween candy is made to give away, so it's only the cheap stuff. I used to be really big on after Christmas candy sale. But these days they don't even make really good Christmas candy anymore. Sometimes you can score dark...

I definitely eat it, but there's only so much I can eat in a given time... If you buy faster than you eat, it piles up. And they have so many great deals all the time!

Nope. I am here. You are there. I don't see you in the room where I am, so you are definitely there. Yep. Howdy Chucky and welcome to the Forum.

Yeah, peanut butter crackers... Did you know those get old after a few years? Even if they are sealed. Very disappointing.

Ever tried whiteheart and Steve camp?

I used to think I was slightly unique in that. Then my aunt Diane started going to the salvage grocery. She found something she liked, bought a lot of them, and commented to the cashier that she was buying all of that item they had, just like her nephew. The cashier said, oh a lot of people do...

I do admit to some trepidation though, noticing that other people are now handing out my bonus points... Those are proprietary coded points, not open source points. I even have them patented instead of Creative Commons licensed.

That is sound logic. I saw the same kind of logic in a play called much ado about nothing. One character proved he was not a knave, and the people to whom he was speaking were not fools, because he told them to swear by their beards that he was a knave, and by his knavery he swore they were...

I mean it could be. He tried to come back before by taking over a living human. He might have tried again.

So they only meow to get the attention of the entities they expect to provide for them. Interesting. It is true that I have never seen an adult cat meow at another adult cat who also lived in my mother's home. They considered my mother the provider, and meowed at her frequently. But they...