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  1. Encouragement

    THINKING SOMEONE LIKES YOU WHEN THEY ACTUALLY DON'T

    I believe you can it perfectly well..You're stronger than you think.💪💪💪 Make and drink tea.☕ Make some virtue cakes🍰🍰 look after a sack of spanners 🔧🔧🔧🔧 Eat some your cakes🎂🎂 Answer the phone twice a day☎️📲 keep mis camel and that obsessive woman happy.🤷‍♀️ That's it.🤣 with 80 days holiday..you...
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    THINKING SOMEONE LIKES YOU WHEN THEY ACTUALLY DON'T

    OH NO..that means we now have 2 disgruntled customers..Plus given that other customer is a bit of a stalker I will set up CCTV in my home📹.(.panda may have food issues to resolve.)..🍓🥕🥕🥕🌰 That miss camel seems to wanna take over..🤷‍♀️ when she gets mad she pulls out her teeth and throws them at...
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    THINKING SOMEONE LIKES YOU WHEN THEY ACTUALLY DON'T

    Yes it seems possible..theres lots of campaigns about "save the pandas"..So maybe he's part of the panda movement who go around saying "Save the broccoli 🥦save the chicken skin when you roast it🐓..save the cheese.🧀🧀.save natural food products?"🤣 This could explain why he has such amazing...
  4. Encouragement

    THINKING SOMEONE LIKES YOU WHEN THEY ACTUALLY DON'T

    Well since you have had some experience of being used to resolve particular types of situations then your expertise could be called upon..🐼🐾🐾.. However having seen ruby123 submission of recent evidences I am hereby duty bound to enquire about your relationship with food products..?(throwing food...
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    THINKING SOMEONE LIKES YOU WHEN THEY ACTUALLY DON'T

    🤣🤣...well as they say.."you nailed it!" Could we live with our conscience though?? Hold on she cant be just our only customer..what happened in the meeting with that potential customer whose obsessive about whitened teeth and chest wigs?
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    THINKING SOMEONE LIKES YOU WHEN THEY ACTUALLY DON'T

    🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣...seems like panda has a tendacy to throw cakes against the wall and turn over shopping trolleys full of food.. Both CCTV clips involve is thrashing food...🤔 seems like food has hurt him in the past so now food brings out this side of him.🤷‍♀️ Can we really trust him to be our chief?🤣🤣
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    THINKING SOMEONE LIKES YOU WHEN THEY ACTUALLY DON'T

    Actually come to think of it she is a bride..⚘ She is most definatley... B-Blind R-Really I-in D-Denial E-Everyday Bless her..👍👍😊😊😊🤣
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    THINKING SOMEONE LIKES YOU WHEN THEY ACTUALLY DON'T

    There are many things in life that we shouldnt be catching..like Catching a cold Catching a flu Catching phemonia ect ect So catching a kind of hybrid humanoid camel...i sense can be added the same list..🤢 Mind you those sweets do look kinda tasty...maybe since you know her so well you could get...
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    THINKING SOMEONE LIKES YOU WHEN THEY ACTUALLY DON'T

    oh right I ses...so you seem to know her in a 1st name basis..🤔 So she reckons shes my 1st customer..AND bride🤣🤣..just how deluded can she be...maybe she mis interpreted the poem I sent her..check out this extract. .. You're skin is like the soft glowing sand in the desert You're teeth are like...
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    THINKING SOMEONE LIKES YOU WHEN THEY ACTUALLY DON'T

    my goodness this one is actually better than the one panda had...😋😋😋😋Plus you even included a topping of miss camel Thompson..(with much cleaner looking teeth)..🤣🤣🤣🤣 Btw whose Lauren?...This isnt one if our customers is it who you baked a birthday cake for ..then decided to give it to me instead?😉😉
  11. Encouragement

    Things To SAY On Your First Date

    Well I might as we tell you from now that I'm totally "heartless" Coz you have stolen my heart the minute I saw you walk into this room..💘
  12. Encouragement

    Things To SAY On Your First Date

    look I just gotta be honest with you.. Theres a definite chance I'm gonna fall in love with you the moment I hear your voice as you start speaking ok...💘
  13. Encouragement

    THINKING SOMEONE LIKES YOU WHEN THEY ACTUALLY DON'T

    Yes i am gonna have to set up some kinda security...its getting far too dangerous. Dunno if panda is up to the job...🤷‍♂️ I recon he and miss camel will spend the whole time having a teeth competition...🤣
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    THINKING SOMEONE LIKES YOU WHEN THEY ACTUALLY DON'T

    i know I was also a bit surprised just how many suprises I could fit until a subject about surprises without causing a surprise which is a surprise in urself.. and that's the biggest surprise of all 😉🤣🤣
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    THINKING SOMEONE LIKES YOU WHEN THEY ACTUALLY DON'T

    yep my thoughts exactly.. I think she even came into my house recently disguised as a wardrobe..😉 I am sure ur was her coz her ears were sticking out at the top..🤣🤣
  16. Encouragement

    THINKING SOMEONE LIKES YOU WHEN THEY ACTUALLY DON'T

    Did she now..?🤔🤔 ummm...I think we need to let her look in the mirror for 1st time to see just how 'wonderful' the facelift she had from that doctor Smith...👨‍⚕️👨‍⚕️ That will make her calm down for sure..🤣🤣🤣 oh by the way the proper translation is that your jobs been terminated due to...
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    THINKING SOMEONE LIKES YOU WHEN THEY ACTUALLY DON'T

    No need bro..can't have you been bitten by miss camel Thompson
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    THINKING SOMEONE LIKES YOU WHEN THEY ACTUALLY DON'T

    Yes most definitely well said ruby You wouldn't loose your work duty That would be a real kinda cruelty To be sacking the one and only ruby I agree that creating a new thread Would prevent the thing I most dread Which is turning this thread on it's head Derailing its purpose,leaving it dead...
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    Things To SAY On Your First Date

    1)Look I am having a bit of difficulty breathing right now..😤 Coz you've taken my breath away..😉😉
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    You know you're getting old when.........

    when you bend down to pick something off the floor that you dropped and it takes you at least 5 mins to struggle to stand up again afterwards..👍👍🤣