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At least I'm in good company.

I like my pretty hens, sir. But, on my honor, I shall never be henpecked!

I prefer to keep all my business here. Otherwise, people will miss gems like that one.

Spin-off threads?! I'm not ready for this kind of fame, Seoul!

Oh depends. Trolls are like people. Their IQ is on a curve. Stupid trolls (usually Stone Trolls) will go with classics like "What's black, white and red all over?" More intelligent trolls (usually Water Trolls) tend to craft personalized riddles that only the couple can solve. This is what...

Missed this one. Step 1: Buy yourself a strong fishing rod. One that can take a swordfish. Step 2: Hook the book Masculine Christianity by Zachary Garris on the other end. Step 3: Travel to the closest Christian college campus and perch yourself on a high wall. Step 4: If she grabs it...

But seriously, answer the troll's riddles before crossing the bridge. If you attempt to cross the bridge, he'll either club you to death or get the troll shaman to curse you.

I won't totally disagree here. I dated a girl for four years who became an atheist two years in. She totally changed. But yeah, we these things you always have to hedge. Most Christians stay Christians. Sometimes a month is enough. Sometimes it isn't. Relationships are great things and great...

Oh wow. Mine is a dissenting opinion.

Oh man this is a serious question. Well, assuming they have gone through the traditional steps of answering the troll's riddles before crossing the bridge, summoning the invisible swordsman, and wiring the dowery to my bank account in Monaco... Honestly, I've heard of these things working out...

I encourage him to give it a shot.

As long as I get the royalties.

Just move to one of those giant reservations between Oklahoma and Arizona and you'll be set.

I was the same way. Then I realized I may have guests. So I got a few plates, a set of cutlery, etc.

People mysticize things too much for their own good. Sometimes people think God is leading them toward an ascetic life and they end up married with three kids (my mom). Sometimes people pray, remain full of passion, and die single. The best thing to do is to work on your own character while...

That was my first thought. Eating lettuce only makes sense if you have no access to spinach.

Flossing.

That line will probably work with a dude attending a seminary :LOL:

Yeah. Wiki is good for little pieces of trivia.