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    Let the pun wars begin

    The Assoiciate Minister unveiled the church's new tithing campaign slogan last Sunday: "I upped my Pledge - Up yours."
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    Let the pun wars begin

    At the evening service tonight the topic is "What is hell?" Come early and listen to our choir practice.
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    Let the pun wars begin

    This being Easter sunday, we will ask Mrs lewis to come forward and lay an egg on the altar.
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    Let the pun wars begin

    For those who have children and don't know it, we have a nursery downstairs.
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    Remember in prayer the many who are sick of our church and community.
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    Let the pun wars begin

    Don't let worry kill you. let the church help.
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    How many atheists does it take to change a light bulb? None. They just sit there and wait for the light to evolve.
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    Did you hear about the irishman who left a bar? it does happen.
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    How do you know when you qualify as a pastor? You are put out to pasture.
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    Let the pun wars begin

    How do you know a pastor drinks a lot of milk? He is pastorised.
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    Pro-abortion politicians receiving Holy Communion against Church teaching/law

    Judging by the fact that you can buy your way into salvation in the catholic church, i definitely would not trust them.
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    Evolution

    I have reported you for your sarcasm and attacking the person not the subject. That is what I am talking about.
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    Is Working Out Circumventing God’s Design?

    One has to ask if the way we live is God's design? It has been said that affluence is the biggest barrier to full on Christians. In parts of Africa where their income is a 10th of what we earn, they are on fire for God. The scripture says not to lay up for ourselves treasure on earth. I have...
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    Is Working Out Circumventing God’s Design?

    I believe the Ecclesiastes tells us all is vanity. I walked through a department store one day from front to back and the whole floor was dedicated to the selling of beauty products. Apparantly it was valued at over 1 miilion dollars. Talk about all is vanity. In the days of Jesus, no one...
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    May be helpful...

    And it may suck you into the occult via eastern religious practice.
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    Pro-abortion politicians receiving Holy Communion against Church teaching/law

    Everything that a protestant believes is mythology to rusted on catholics. What you are actually saying is that you know nothing about protestant beliefs except what you have been told by the catholic church which is hardly an authority on protestant beliefs. They are an authrority on their...
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    Pro-abortion politicians receiving Holy Communion against Church teaching/law

    Perhaps you would like to let us know what those facts and reality are?
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    Evolution

    I have reported him for his sarcasm and attacking the person. I suggest you do the same.
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    Evolution

    The fact is that evolution is not a fact. It is a figment of man's imagination that is intended to remove God from all aspects of his creation. Atheists say that God does not exist because they do not want him to exist. If he does they are totally up the creek without a paddle.
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    Evolution

    One species turning into another is macro evolution. A dog developing a long coat in a cold weather climate and a short coat in a warm weather climate as some do is micro evolution.