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Ducks that can't speak intelligibly. Not naming names here.

Burp..........of course not?

Whaddya want me to do? Upchuck a canary?

I know the duck quite well, worked with him, he's watched my children, and yes, he's very wise. Do you believe me?

How about burlesque!? Beginner....... pffft.

beginner...??...... Did I hear you say BEGINNER? What do you want? Show music please....

Esxpun....espuunge...........exxpoung.... Wipe out

Turns out I was invented in 1937! That makes me the wisest one here doesn't it??! Let me think of something wise to wow you..... Let me get back to you on that....

Did I hear tap dancing?! well..I don't like to brag but I'm pretty well known around Warner Brothers. Try to keep up...

USA is in no mood for war and the POTUS is only interested in his own popularity. So - no. Putin chose his timing wisely.

Don't know! She sounds like a first base. Or a Proverbs 31 rock.

Don't worry. It'sth nothing therious.

Who'd he marry?

You must be from Yerp! Well tipping a hand is holding your cards while playin' poker so others can see what'cha got. Ain't nobody cheats like americans. And cowpoke is a cow hand. You know, somebody who just pokes along prodding cows.

ooh. That had to hurt. Tried to warn ya there cowpoke...

oooh....You're a tipping your hand there partner.....

I think I got ahead of myself. The last about the Tiger was because I couldn't guess who the first picture was supposed to be. Then I thought about this year being the year of the Tiger and so retold the story. It's how my head works. Sue me.

Could it be the magenta of Magenta? Emperor Jade decided to have a Great Race of all the animals of Zodiac to see who was the fastest. This year's Tiger knew he had this race in the bag. He didn't, however, take into account the cunning Rat, nor, - least of all - the the slow footed Oxen...

@TamLynn is a silversmith :sneaky: and a message in a bottle sometimes. She can also be a master of disguise. But to top it ALL off - one of the most uplifting people I know!

I've seen posts from you of 3 layer cakes with "Find The Toenail" in the icing, I've seen a dead armadillo on the side of the road with a "Get Well Soon" balloon tied to its foot, but kudos for this which might just top them all!