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I had a landscape gardener but he said he couldn't help as my garden was portrait.

Never hold your farts in. They travel up your spine and into your brain. And that is where sh*tty ideas come from.

So, I was in a shoe shop this morning trying on a shoe, I said to the assistant "It's too tight". She said: "Try it with the tongue out" I said "It'th nho ghood, itth thill thoo thig

2:19 When the false teachers went out from among the believers, they revealed that they did not belong to the Christian community; they were never true believers.they … us: In the opening verses of this book, John made a distinction between weand you (1:1, 3). We, the apostles, were the...

Revelation 22:17 17 And the Spirit and the bride say, “Come!” And let him who hears say, “Come!” And let him who thirsts come. Whoever desires, let him take the water of life freely. Note "Whoever desires" Not all desire or want to put their faith in Jesus for salvation. People have been...

Fact of the Day: The most terrifying moment in life is when the toilet refuses to flush at someone else's house.

Bugs Bunny won't accept files through Google Drive. He'll only take a WhatsApp doc.

Hi precious sister. Thanks for the above and it's a lot to ponder and think about. The truth is we don't fully know what will happen on that glorious day. I remember when I heard people talk/preach about heaven (mainly older people) it always came accross as 'We will spend all our eternal life...

We won't need them as we will know everything. No more WiFi/computer rage.

Yep. Put a mask on that makes it look like you are awake.