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  1. Lanolin

    Family rules

    what like boss baby? lol Do people who are bossy, actually know they are being bossy?
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    The Banned Game

    In the Lanolinland parliamentary library Miss Goodbooks cast her bespectacled eyes over the enormous card catalogue that she was now converting to hold seeds. She pulled out one that said 'The Books of Moses Young' Moses Young? I didn't know we had that. Looks like children's bibles. That...
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    The Error of KJV-Onlyism

    Another thing is the different words for love that the Greeks have while in english everything is rendered as Love, though in KJV one important passage is actually translated as Charity that other translators use love. Or Holy Ghost instead of Holy Spirit. Lots of different meanings and ways...
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    The Error of KJV-Onlyism

    I think a lot of Hebrew can be lost in translation. we might have the literal rendering in English, the transliteration but if you dont know Hebrew then its not obvious that Jesus literally meant Salvation, Mara means Bitter, Edom means red...and all those other Hebrew names in the Bible (and...
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    The Error of KJV-Onlyism

    tongues have ceased only means people have literally stopped talking lol Why do people think it just means everyone must speak the same langauge. Granted english is widespread but its not the ONLY langauge in the world. This is where KJVonly people get silly. Knowing English doesnt necessarily...
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    The Error of KJV-Onlyism

    excuse me what is said in deuteronomy and how Jesus interpreted it was that divorce was allowed for the hard of heart. This does not make KJV wrong. I dont see what the issue is....Jesus knew and quoted from Deuteronomy and of course knew all the laws of the prophets but he was just saying WHY...
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    The Error of KJV-Onlyism

    Most of the Presidents were part of the secret masonic orders because anyone in the top job is targeted to join and some can confess faith while being part of occult. Believing in God isnt always the same as believing in Jesus..we know that many Jews believe God too but dont believe in His son...
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    Marriage...expensive or just the wedding?

    Actually I have been to a backyard wedding, but it was not the relatives house, but a house thats has gardens that are open to visitors so they may have hired it. We didnt go inside the house. The bride walked down the driveway and they had a spit roast caterers onsite under a tent. I liked that...
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    Color Gray/White Hair?

    If you want to look 'sophisticated' wear your most expensive jewellery.
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    Color Gray/White Hair?

    I remember my high school social studies teacher had white hair and he may have been in his 30s early 40s at the time, he said he had been going grey since his 20s. One high school mate had a white streak in her hair and she was only in her teens. Anyway I bumped into my high school teacher...
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    The Banned Game

    President Lanolin was sitting opposite Thor. On the table was a frozen pizza on a plate that had been microwaved at 600 watts for 4 minutes and 30 seconds. Thor enthused about this new technology called the 5G Quantum nanowave that zapped frozen food and made it edible in less than a minute...
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    The Error of KJV-Onlyism

    I guess if gets people reading and studying Scriputre its all good. I mean catholic churches you would not dare question what the priest said and whether it was correct, in a language you wouldnt understand at all. Thats why they were so hardline about banning the KJV. But see, all the other...
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    The Error of KJV-Onlyism

    because the alexandrian mansucripts are what the vulgate was translated from. Of course the KJV is not going to be like the latin bible translated into English. You do need to be concerned because they are very different. Mixing them up is not going to help. So far there has not been any...
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    The Error of KJV-Onlyism

    ERV (easy to read) bible is for people that cant handle KJV langauge but still want to communicate in english. I think KJV-only people while well meaning, can make those that read other translations feel insecure. This is why translating the Bible into other languages from good manuscripts is...
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    The Error of KJV-Onlyism

    there are two streams of manuscripts...alexandrian and Byzantian there were two streams of churches ...western roman church (latin) and eastern orthodox (greek) The eastern orthodox already has the septugint and the new testament was written in Greek. It did not need further translation, unlike...
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    The Error of KJV-Onlyism

    NASB confuses me...its a big fat Bible for big fat believers maybe. I think its longwinded. Anyway theres lots of different Bibles to choose from... a new believer really only needs ONE and they will grow in faith if they find one that they can refer to all the time. A lot of Bibles are so...
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    The Error of KJV-Onlyism

    when the KJBible got taken out of american public schools, did they actually replace it with anything or was it a different version? Here people use the CEV, but I dont find it as good personally, sort of watered/dumbed down Good News Bible was also popular with the stick figure drawings...
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    Two state solution will never work

    Or...they could go on a chat show instead. Jerry Springer, but between nations. Judge Judy can preside. I guess they can't just play football.
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    The Error of KJV-Onlyism

    I think what made the KJV radical for its time is it was translating from Hebrew to English and Greek to English (two different languages) and also it was a Bible that was readable for the English speaking public and widely available. Oh also it was approved by the monarch at the time. And...
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    The Error of KJV-Onlyism

    The Greek new testament did quote from the translated into Greek Old testament - the Septugint. And it is commonly said that the Septugint was inspired translation , it is called the septugint because 70 translators worked on it and came up with the exact same Greek translation. They were very...