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Hello! All the good things in this world that you speak of were created by God. All the beauty you see, the work of this awesome creator. There will be a new heavens and earth, better by far, made by the same hand. If you love some of the creation here just wait until you see what's coming...

What do you call it when a small person waves to you? A microwave! ;)

A guy took a can of fly-spray to a supermarket checkout and asked the cashier 'Is this good for wasps'. The cashier replied 'No Sir, it kills them!' :LOL:

Welcome Thomas, good to have you here. Greetings from Scotland! :)

When you're hiding from exercise you're in the fitness protection program!

Welcome! Scotland here. Hope you find a pleasant haven here with us at CC! :)

What do you call a farmer who doesn't like tractors anymore? An extractor fan!

At the rate we're going shampoo is going to be banned so that bald people aren't offended.

Hello! I would take the opposite tack, as I believe this chapter in the bible says: But mark this: There will be terrible times in the last days (1 Timothy 3:1). Instead of 'revival' in the church I think what we will see is deception and persecution of those who stand for the truth. Our...

I'm in Scotland, a lot of the (legal) immigrants coming here have no accommodation and struggle to find it. For example students. Helping something with their search for a roof can be greatly appreciated. Sometimes they come into the church on Sunday looking for help, even filling in a form...

The NIV. God Bless You :)

Hello Muicmaster. Talking of extreme doctrines, it reminds me of the scripture: “whoever fears God will avoid all extremes” (Ecclesiastes 7:18). Perhaps there is a balance to be struck, human choices can have an effect, but if God's will doesn't also have an effect (and rightly a greater...

A police man approached me and said 'I'm looking for a man with one eye!' I replied 'You'll have more chance of finding him if you use both eyes!' :)

Hello! I have met several believers who say they have studied other religions to help them better understand other people and be able to Evangelize them. It's a laudable goal, to be able to Evangelize better. On the other hand I heard a Pastor speak, he used to work in a bank. He said the...

Hello Oyster! Haven't seen you around for a while. Hope you're well. God Bless :)

That's likely. But the good news is that Jesus is coming. Philippians3:20 But our citizenship is in heaven. And we eagerly await a Savior from there, the Lord Jesus Christ, 21 who, by the power that enables him to bring everything under his control, will transform our lowly bodies so that they...

Welcome! Just be yourself and you'll be fine. We're all friends here. Hello from Scotland :)

Hello George, I would say no because faith is key to our relationship with God. With faith all things are possible, without faith nothing is possible. But without faith it is impossible to please Him. For he that cometh to God must believe that He is, and that He is a rewarder of those who...

Welcome! Greetings from Scotland :)

A balanced diet- have a bar of chocolate in each hand :)