ME:
Lord, a lot of people keep arguing back and forth about this. How old is the Earth really?
GOD:
*sigh...
You still haven't got the part about loving your neighbor down. I think you have better things to worry about.
Sweeeeeeeet... water! Love those guys.
Can you technically afford it? You said you don't really want to spend the money right now, but can you stretch and get it anyway?
So I looked up what kind of fabric socks are made of. I didn't get a conclusive answer. Nothing like gabardine or Tweed or twill...
Then I looked up shirts made out of socks to see if anybody has used sock material to make a shirt...
!!!
O.o
Do not ever, ever, ever look that up! Apparently...
Ever get a hole in your sock?
There's a reason socks are always hidden from view by pants and shoes.
Imagine getting a hole in a much more critical area!