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Before my dad passed away in 2011. I took him to va hospital every few months. One time, I got on highway, and. After few minutes. My dad asks me, Where the hell are you going ??? !! We we're going in wrong direction to the hospital. I told him I was in habit of going to my old job this way. So got off ramp, and hurried up to va hospital.
My cousin, who I have no contact with since 1990s. He let me and my dad in 1990s use his car for driving test. When both me and my dad got in car. The seat belt was broken and driver seat was unstable. My dad told me, this junk car won't pass. He was right, week later, it didn't pass.
Back around 2002. My dad and sibling, went to motorcycle school. Last day. My dad took a motorcycle for short ride. It looked like he almost got on side Walk, and was headed for the highway. He regained control, and came back to the group, and instructor. They were laughing so hard, they almost had tears in their eyes.
Peace.
My cousin, who I have no contact with since 1990s. He let me and my dad in 1990s use his car for driving test. When both me and my dad got in car. The seat belt was broken and driver seat was unstable. My dad told me, this junk car won't pass. He was right, week later, it didn't pass.
Back around 2002. My dad and sibling, went to motorcycle school. Last day. My dad took a motorcycle for short ride. It looked like he almost got on side Walk, and was headed for the highway. He regained control, and came back to the group, and instructor. They were laughing so hard, they almost had tears in their eyes.
Peace.
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Many years ago. My dad told me about phone call he got. He thought it was one of his sons. Turned out, it was friend of older brother. Telling my, dad, doing midnight barbecue. It was late fall. My dad thought it was weird. Asked him, do you always do this ?? He says, yeah, the heart burn is what bothers him. My dad was confused about it. Until he found out later, it wasn't one of his sons. Friend of my older brother.
1970s. A woman asks my dad for help. To crawl in window and open her door. She Left her keys in house. My dad asks her. Why don't you crawl in the window and open the door ??. She says to my dad. Because, there are Two Siamese cats in the kitchen. My dad told her, good luck.
1950s. Army. My dad saw Sgt shooting sea ration cans. Bullets bouncing everywhere. My dad confronted him. Later, Captain calls my dad in office. After explaining it. The captain scolded the Sgt. Then lt. Colonel asks my dad, why are you still private after 3 years ??
My dad replys, Probably same reason your not full bird Colonel. The Lt Colonel face turned red, and he yelled at him. My dad walked off.
1970s. A woman asks my dad for help. To crawl in window and open her door. She Left her keys in house. My dad asks her. Why don't you crawl in the window and open the door ??. She says to my dad. Because, there are Two Siamese cats in the kitchen. My dad told her, good luck.
1950s. Army. My dad saw Sgt shooting sea ration cans. Bullets bouncing everywhere. My dad confronted him. Later, Captain calls my dad in office. After explaining it. The captain scolded the Sgt. Then lt. Colonel asks my dad, why are you still private after 3 years ??
My dad replys, Probably same reason your not full bird Colonel. The Lt Colonel face turned red, and he yelled at him. My dad walked off.